Category Archives: humor

the joke is on you

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Patrick KnightHe who laughs last, laughs best? As jokes go, this one deserves a place in the history books.

Double murderer Patrick Knight (the Insane Cajun) achieved global fame over the past month for his quest to find the funniest joke in the world and tell it at his own execution. That execution happened last night, and here is the joke:

“I said I was going to tell a joke. Death has set me free. That’s the biggest joke.
I deserve this.”

“And the other joke is that I am not Patrick Bryan Knight and y’all can’t stop this execution now.
Go ahead, I’m finished.”

From the AP via Seattle Post-Intelligencer.

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quiz: which federal rule of civil procedure are you?

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Boy howdy, don’t you find some weird things out there in Quizland. But this one is so totally me. Absolutist, but not, like, all uptight about it.

 

Which Federal Rule of Civil Procedure Are You?

 

YOU ARE RULE 15!

You’re a very helpful rule! You allow the attorney to amend their complaint once as a matter of course at any time before the answer is filed, and also allow amendments in other cases. If a claim relates back to the original transaction or occurrence outlined in the complaint, you can amend the complaint, even though the statute of limitations has run. Like a good friend, you’re always there to help out in a bind.
Take this quiz!

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white and nerdy, in lego, yo!

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Yo, yo! Y’all aren’t gonna b’leev this, up frum tha street:

For context, please see Weird Al’s White and Nerdy (backup dancing by Donny Osmond).

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lines I have left out of technical support forum responses: episode #1

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is that a spammer?

 

“your mother called. She wants you to swing by The Home and sex her up again.”

 

Mark should never have told me I could abuse spammers.

Talk about opening Pandora’s Box.

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and this is your car on drugs

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Somebody really wasn’t thinking straight when he tried to lead the cops on a cocaine-fueled high-speed chase. Surprisingly, this comes from the Netherlands, not the never-netherland of hillbilly territory. From the Daily Mail via Gawker.

this is your car on drugs

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