The Star Trek Plot Chart

Create your very own episode of Star Trek with this handy-dandy chart from io9 which makes explicit that which astute fans will have long suspected: that if there’s antique furniture around, you will dance for the ambiguously gay god’s amusement.

Also, the correct spelling of the “red alert sound.”

Star Trek Plot Chart

Star Trek Plot Chart

Cthulhuvolution!

You. It’s what’s for dinner.

I love it when I get these with little notes attached, “Saw this and thought of you.”

Cthulhuvolution

via Cat

The Real Secret: the greatest motivational video of all time

Yes, boys and girls, it’s our old favorite Brian Atene back with another masterwork. This simple, thirty-second video, entitled “Do You Wish It?may be, nay, IS, the most powerful motivational talk in all of recorded YouTube.

Pour yourself a tumbler of something bracing, keep the Kleenex handy, and set phasers to awesome!

why drupal is so hard

Chrupal

Hmmm, malevolent, mindless, powerful beyond the ken of mortals, gibbering incoherently in a lightless vortex of space and time…yeah, that explains a lot, actually!

Chocolate Beaver Shot!

Chocolate beaver is available for sale right in broad daylight on Robson Street! It’s really quite brazen the way they pose in the window, hoping to entice some passerby in a moment of weakneses to give in to his baser instincts!

Chocolate Beaver

photo by April Smith, intrepid Fearless photographer