and every night someone complains about it.
Nonetheless, every time someone clicks Play on this YouTube, a new blogger gets her keyboard.
It’s true. It’s a fact.
If you haven’t looked out at a crowd of your friends and family and thought, Ah, material! you’re not really a writer.
Every Day I Write the Book, by Elvis Costello
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Oh, man GROSS! I knew there was a reason I didn’t like pool noodles.
Probably bail him out, the softie! Then again, he might be busy taking Dad to his parole hearing.
Authorities began investigating God… in April, and he was arrested on Saturday.
From NBC30:
South Windsor police arrested Almighty Supremebeing Allah on drug charges…Almighty Supremebeing Allah, who lives in West Hartford, was accused of cocaine possession with intent to sell.
West Hartford, Connecticut? Huh. I’d have lost a bet.
But wait! Jesus can’t do anything! Jesus is missing!
Missing: One 45-kilogram concrete statue of Jesus.
Colchester County RCMP are asking for the public’s help to find the missing statue, stolen from a cemetery in Middle Stewiacke, just outside Truro.
Don’t worry. A lot of people have faith that Jesus will return.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this blog is rapidly becoming the world’s most concentrated source of really, really white rap videos.
Forget Vanilla Ice. Forget Snow.
I’m talking the Stephen Hawking Christmas Album. I’m talking Tea Partay. I’m talking White and Nerdy. I’m talking Death of a Fruitcake. I’m talking Ghost Whipping the Ride.
I’m talking Large Hadron Rap.
Pour out a G&T or Kir Royale for absent homies in cottage country or the Gulf Islands and enjoy.
I don’t know why more people don’t appreciate my input!
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