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Star Trek Nerdgasm: Kirk, Spock and Bones 2.0 cast?

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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, nerds and nerdettes, and geeks of … well, geeks are genderless:

we at the ol’ raincoaster blog have an announcement to make. We know who will play Kirk, Spock and McCoy in the new Star Trek XI film.

 Captain James T. Damon

It’s. Matt. Damon. As. Captain. James. Tiberius. Kirk.

Leiutenant Brody, Second in command

Naturally, Adrian Brody is the logical choice for Mr. Spock of Vulcan, a man with far too much innate dignity to allow himself to be referred to by a euphemism for a bathroom function.

I’m Doctor Sinise, not a necrophiliac!

“Dammit, Jim, I’m Gary Sinese, not a necrophiliac with a badge!”

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Judith Regan at the Bunny Ranch

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Judith Regan at the Bunny Ranch

As Jesus’ General points out, it looks like Judith has had to pursue alternative career paths since her historic and histrionic flameout over the OJ I Did So Do It But Rupert Says I’m Not Allowed to Tell You debacle. She and Heidi could tag-team as a novelty cougar act, come to think of it.

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happy bloggiversary to me!

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Happy Bloggiversary to moi!

Yeah. So. Given the technical issues over the past couple of days which I have not mentioned here strictly out of my concern for your joyful blog-perusing experience (because lo, we are all about thee on the ol’ raincoaster blog, I tell ya), I am not quite as thrilled and indeed substantially more downcast than I should be to be celebrating the first bloggiversary of the ol’ raincoaster blog.

Maybe that’s because I’ve had two hours of sleep. Maybe it’s just because I can’t afford anything less virtual or more celebratory than a jpg.

I know: I have a $1 gift certificate for Timmy’s, so tomorrow we paint the town chocolate-glazed! < /whine>

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Final Fantasy: otaku nerds pwn bullies

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You do not need to understand Japanese to love this video I stole from Japanprobe. It’s two anime nerds (otaku) facing down two bullies, Final Fantasy style. The reading of the scroll is particularly moving, I must say, and the stylistic violence is reminiscent of early Peckinpah although the unconventional heros evoke Tony Ching Siu-tung‘s more humorous masterpieces.

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conspiracy 911: the real reason it happened

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Another video from apeman, the twisted Canuckistani genius who brought Hinterland’s Who’s Who’s Crack Spider into being.

Again, I’m sticking the video and lyrics over the jump because I was told that it was kinder to the people on dialup and also because I hope this way I won’t have to do a bloody restart every time my cache fills up.

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