It's a dog's life.
The Rules of the Universe dictate that for every kitteh post we post a puppeh post. Oh, and if reading the harsh truths about the conversion of excess pettitude into electricity so you can watch Two and a Half Men in comfort shocks you, there’s also this:
Om nom nom Pom
Image by dotpolka via Flickr
Since the Vancouver Winter Olympics wrapped, everyone has been looking forward to the Summer Olympics to be held in London in 2012. One of the most exciting aspects of any Olympics is the small list of as-yet-unapproved sports on trial runs as Exhibition sports; if they pass the audition, they may be blessed by the Olympic Committee Fairies and grow up to become Real Olympic Sports.
The greatest of these is Cat Bowling. BEHOLD.
Flower Hat Mouse makes it all better
If that doesn’t cure the situation in Japan, nothing will.
Oh.
John Cusack and I are both magnets for bad advice
Beneficial for whom? Do you have any IDEA what people like Cusack and me do to mainstreams into which we attempt to integrate? Roughly what a wolverine that’s on fire and radioactive to boot does to a toilet paper roll it’s trying to crawl through, that’s what. See this picture?
Pamela Anderson's looking a little rough. Hunter S Thompson John Cusack and Johnny Depp plus one
Do you REALLY want these people in your Bell Curve? No. No, you do not. These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
These are:
Cthulhu Cake
It is a fact universally acknowledged that when Julian Assange marries me, this will be our wedding cake. Cry all you want, jealous losers, it WILL happen. TEH CAKE IS NOT A LIE!
Iz NOT!
Sulk all you want: he stll isn’t going to go out with you.
Our guest list will be exclusive, and we’re really proud to say that we’ve just got an RSVP from a very important celebrity. Not to drop a name, but, well, if you’ve been around you’ll have heard of him. TENTAQUIL!
I, on the other hand, wish I was a Fakemon
Y’all had better start working on your outfits ASAP: this is one wedding with a STRICT dress code.
not everyone can pull off this look, particularly because of the suckers
Top THAT!
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