Quiz: what late night show host are you?

Oh, of COURSE. I’m not a Jewish NYC hunk, except apparently mentally, but this totally works for me.


You Are The Daily Show


You are well informed and very up to the minute on current events. And you sometimes just have to laugh at the world.

Your sense of humor is very sarcastic and mocking. You can’t believe these crazy times we live in. 

Sometimes people can’t tell if you’re joking or not, and who really cares?

The things you say can be quite profound, even if they are also hilarious.

Can’t we all just get along?

STOPPIT!

ENOUGH!

Imagine there’s no humans. It’s easy if you try (or turn your back on the government for five seconds)…

Have You Seen This Man?

How topical. Today brings news that former Vancouverite, former Canadian, former Ukranian, former SS guard Hans Seifert, the Beast of Bolzano, has died in custody for his war crimes in an Italian hospital. In somewhat related news, we at the ol’ raincoaster blog stumbled across the following archival image which:

  1. lets Brazil off the hook
  2. proves that, whatever career choice he may make, Adolf Hitler always ends up in Western Canada.

 

Hitler is everywhere in Western Canada

Hitler is everywhere... in Western Canada. Cowboy? Dot-Commer? Barista?

 

Octopi

OCTOPI, the number of the Beast

OCTOPI, the number of the Beast

Now, divide by zero and join in a rousing chorus of HAIL CTHULHU!

On Tumblr, this post has been reblogged 1607 times. Let’s see how WordPress.com does in comparison. My bet? Less than 1% as many; in fact, my bet is zero reblogs.

Career Advice I Should Have Heeded

They did things like Heeding in those days.
I should have listened!

I should have listened!

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