Why Online Dating Never Works Out

Because this is where it starts, people. And it doesn’t get any prettier from there.

On the plus side, he does say you can still fuck other guys when you’re dating him. Because…well…you’d probably prefer to.

Elevated Thinking

Ah, the French Public Intellectual; surely there is no institution more revered, nor more maligned, than this. Too highbrow for the mob, too refined for a vulgar concept such as progress, the French Intellectual was for all too long stuck in place, immovable, unyielding.

No more.

Now, we present the future of Dada (and, possibly, MOMA too): Remi Gaillard, in his masterpiece, Elevator:

A Valentine!

What is it they say? Anything more than a handful is a waste? I’m sure this is what they’re talking about.

Peggy and Viola Valentine

Happy Balentines Day!

Stolen from April Winchell, but in the true spirit of raincoaster, from me to you: won’t you be my Balentine?

Happy Balentines Day!

Happy Balentines Day!

Psychic Truck Owner!

The flamers all drive pickups

Seriously, how did he know??? How did he know this was coming???