The fact that they print jokes like these, secure in the knowledge that at least some of their readers will get all of the punchlines.
El Greco walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Why the long face?"Christo walks into a bar and starts draping everything in orange silk.
The bartender says, "Hey man, there's a ten dollar cover charge!"Picasso walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Why so blue?"Henry Moore walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, "You need a drink like you need a hole in the head."Thomas Eakins walks into a bar carrying an oar.
The bartender says, "Are you out of your skull?"Toulouse Lautrec walks into a bar and asks for a drink. When he gets it he asks the bartender, "Can I pay you tomorrow? I'm a little short."
You know you've entered the insane levels of the No Green M&Ms Concert Rider/spending most of the party in the bathroom with Nicole and Lindz celebutasticism when you check your stats at ten in the morning and are crushed – CRUSHED – to see you're only at 498 hits so far. And only #50 in the top 100 blogs on WordPress.
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