Total Eclipse of the Original

I don’t know what it is about this song, but it seems to inspire the greatest living sardonicists to greater achievements in sheer over-the-topitude than have ever been seen this side of Kadath Through The Looking-Glass.

First there was Kiki and Herb‘s heartrending story of transgendered love gone awry and tragic loss.

Now, there is dascottjr‘s Literal Version. Post-Post-Postmodern and deeply Eighties, it takes you behind the scenes, behind the hair gel and makeup, behind the blank expressions of the born-to-sing-not-act star and shows you the true meaning of this, perhaps the most iconic of all music videos.

Dancing Fonzie zombies FTW!

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Oh yes, there’s a Facebook page, of course.

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The Booty Call of Cthulhu

Carrying on from our infamous Cthulhu Porn post (warning: CTHULHU GOATSE, THE ULTIMATE EVIL), we present the following. In case you read The Dunwich Horror, extrapolated (as is your wont) from the circumstances surrounding the conception of Wilbur Whatley, and wondered what kind of woman would do the dirty with Mister Big Himself, Cthulhu.

Behold:

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

It explains so very much.

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quiz: what is your evil name?

To which I not unnaturally reply, this IS my evil name. Duh.


Your Evil Name Is Luna Magena


Muhahahaha!

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quiz: the Simpsons personality test

Hmmm, I thought I was Bart? Mind you, this fits.


You Are Krusty the Clown


You were the class clown as a kid, and you still entertain people.

From faking your own death to getting a wacky boob job, you’ll do anything for a laugh.

You will be remembered for: your face being everywhere, from cereal to home pregnancy tests

Your life philosophy: “I heartily endorse this event or product.”

Quiz: What does your butt say about you?

The results here are quite surprising. I thought for sure my butt said nothing more than, “You need to lose forty pounds, honey.”


Your Butt Says You’re Laid Back


You are an easygoing, trusting person. You don’t get too worked up, because everything usually works out in life.

You are not afraid to flirt and show off what you’ve got. At times, you can be a bit full of yourself.

You are drawn toward close, one-on-one relationships. You crave a partner – romantic or otherwise.

You are friendly and self-assured. You’re not one to brag, but you’re quite happy with yourself overall.

You tend to be a serious, straight laced kind of person. It takes you a while to warm up and let loose.

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