The Tom Cruise Scientology Constipation Video

YOU don’t know constipation cures! Tom Cruise DOES!

“I have canceled that in my area.”

That is my future t-shirt slogan.

Best. Scientology. Mashup. Evar.

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quiz: who’s your tv boyfriend

I have a slight disadvantage, since I haven’t used my tv to do anything more than play Viggo Mortensen movies and exercise videos in the last five years and have barely heard of these people, but I stole this from max @ CelluloidBlonde, who knows her way around the electric teat, so it must be good.

Besides, I got a good one.

max stole it from pooks

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quiz: which great Thoroughbred racehorse are you?

Well, I AM the greatest. But I don’t think they had Ruffian on this, so what the hell kind of a quiz is that? Sexism!


Stolen from kstafford @ TheAspiringHorseplayer. I would, for the record, so TOTALLY have been Ruffian.

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2 girls 2 cup

2 girls 2 cup
From the long-overdue and probably good for your token Arts and Humanities undergrad credit Understanding Art for Geeks by the brazilliant Paul the Wine Guy (via Valleywag).

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Squid vid

A great example of the intrinsic supercoolosity of the underwater world. You’ve probably seen the octopus at the end before, because it was all over the net two years ago (and on Pharyngula last year) but it’s worth watching again. The part with the mating squid explains so much, don’t you think?