What did you think you’d be? What are you? Ah, the biggest questions are always the toughest!
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You scored as Pirate. You’re generally a happy and eccentric person with a taste for sea voyages.
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Pirate? Ninja? Robot?
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Ah, so I’m a pirate 69er, eh? No surprise there.
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What can I say, I have a weakness for a guy with the shag haircut and bathetic Romanticism.
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Because not all of us are morning people, GODDAMMIT!!!
Daylight.
Fucking.
Savings.
I want to find out who invented this, then I want to find out where he’s buried, then I want to go there and dig him up, and then I want to beat him to a fine puree using no instrument of greater delicacy than a frozen musk-ox foreleg. And if he’s not dead, I want to strangle and bury him first.
Signed,
Not A Fucking Morning Person, GODDAMMIT, all right, you motherfuckers!!!
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Yep. I’ll be by to pick up my winnings from all you cowboy-favoring losers out there.
It seems, from a casual surf around YouTube, that they do these kinds of trials all the time.
And the gun always loses.
The ninjas advance to the second round, where they will face this year’s dark horse: Spartans. Place your bets with the tellers now, ladies and gentlemen.
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