quiz: if you were actually important, who would you be?

Ah, the answer I was expecting. All things in time, mortals; all things in time.

You scored as Ruler of the World. Well, it’s almost as good as mine. Congratulations, and I hope you manage to assassinate everyone else who got this result.

Ruler of the World
 
100%
Homeless Guy
 
53%
Jesus – Wanna Be
 
47%
Jesus
 
40%
Stoner
 
33%
The next Hitler
 
27%

If you were actually important, who would you be?
created with QuizFarm.com

THEY ARE WATCHING!

The military/industrial complex loves me, this I know, for Tony Blair tells me so. Terrorists to him belong: they are weak but he is strong.

Sound familiar?

THEY are watching!

Look familiar?

Never Forget

Never forget: we once walked on our own two feet instead of on our knees.

Britney Spears loses her artistic integrity

Britney Spears loses all artistic integrity. Okay, let me start over. Britney Spears fucks Pepsi over to make mega-yen advertising Go Go Tea Soda in Japan.

stolen from Japanprobe, which has more examples.

comment o’ the day: badhatharry on Defamer

This is poetry. Sheer poetry.

So if you call one person fat that offends all fat people? When I call someone an idiot, does the entire Bush Administration cry?

Father Guido Sarducci sings the Beatles!

The great Father Guido Sarducci was probably responsible for turning more coke-addled, Mineshaft-going athiests into alcoholic, community-center-haunting Catholics than any other figure of the late Twentieth Century. Here, in a special appearance at the Vatican, he performs a medly of Beatles tunes to a typically adoring crowd.

Father Guido Sarducci has spent the past thirty years living and working in the United States as gossip columnist and rock critic for the Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano. Recently, he was also appointed Assistant Managing Editor for the Vatican Inquirer.
American audiences first became familiar with Father Sarducci during the golden years of “Saturday Night Live,” when he appeared regularly as a commentator on “Weekend Update.” He has also been a frequent and welcome guest on “The Tonight Show” and “David Letterman.”

Show me the luv at the Bloggie Awards, people!

del.icio.us: Father Guido Sarducci sings the Beatles
blinklist: Father Guido Sarducci sings the Beatles
Digg it: Father Guido Sarducci sings the Beatles
ma.gnolia: Father Guido Sarducci sings the Beatles
Stumble it: Father Guido Sarducci sings the Beatles
simpy: Father Guido Sarducci sings the Beatles
newsvine: Father Guido Sarducci sings the Beatles
reddit: Father Guido Sarducci sings the Beatles
fark: Father Guido Sarducci sings the Beatles
Technorati me!