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From the Onion. Keep on fightin’ that TWAT!

FIGHT THAT TWAT!!!

Mommy, where do statues come from?

 Yet another image censored by Photobucket. Just scroll below it to see the image, from a University plaza. 

Where do you put the epidural?

 Mommy, where do statues come from?

Check that woman’s expression; you’d swear that thing just dropped out of space. Hmmmm, come to think of it, what exactly is she sitting on?

From Hogwild‘s photoroundup of crazy statues, via Fark.

Boris sez unicorns are rad

Defamer agrees. And so does this guy, with a little help from Boris Vallejo.

Boris Vallejo - 1991 - Unicorn

Boris Vallejo – 1991 – Unicorn

Hey, is that Posh Spice?

Now this is what I’m talking about. Nobody does amazon women and mythical creatures like Boris Vallejo. Look at the teeth, the fire, the pure unbridled passion. Why oh why does the Institute of Art in Chicago continue to ignore such masterpieces as this?

Does such a woman such as this truly exist? I recently took a voyage to the Amazon to find one of these scantily clad vixens, but ran out of luck. This photo here represent to me the true behavior of the unicorn. He’s mean, tempermental, and his nostrils breath fire. However, Soccer Moms such as the Unicorn Lady seem to push the agenda that all unicorns prefer sitting on grassy hiltops rather than warfare. I strongly dissagree. But, since I am a glutton for the one horned beast, I cannot say I do not enjoy the Unicorn Lady… we still share the same love. Please check out her site and share in her passion. Did you know the Unicorn Lady used to be a Principal’s secretary for a public school in San Diego?

I can see the unicorn screensaver on her computer right now, as the high school boys snicker at her as they pass by…

Note: unicorns are not cool enough to deserve the Squid Tag, Borises notwithstanding.

Total Eclipse of Good Taste

Really, is there a Seventies song that cannot be improved by the addition of a little heroin and a lot of pent-up domestic rage?

Apparently not. From BoingBoing, although they featured the Google vid and I hate those. “Buffering” my ass; they’re just sitting there laughing at you through your webcam.

Nathan sez, “The band features Kristopher Schau, who also is also lead singer of The Cumshots. They made headlines two summers ago during the Quart Festival in Norway by featuring a live sex show by members of Fuck For Forest – a porn company that donates its profits to forestry charities.”

beaver shots

Beaver shot, outdoors!

deHaviland Beaver!

Leave it to the Beav

What?

I just thought you’d like to see some beaver, is all.

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