We’re talking about the trademark Sacred Heart look of
The King of Kings, Jesus Christ himself.
The question: Who wore it best?
The King?
or drama queen Axl Rose?
We’re talking about the trademark Sacred Heart look of
The King of Kings, Jesus Christ himself.
The question: Who wore it best?
The King?
or drama queen Axl Rose?
Spawn of Yog-Sothoth? WTF is that? Don’t they know who I am?????
I feel a soul-eating rampage coming on! CindyRedDeer shall be spared, for verily that is where I stole this from. From whence I stole this. Or Whom. Whatever. I’ll eat your soul.
You mother was the most cursed of human women, but your father was something truly unearthly [ed.note: naw, they got that backwards, silly OKCupiders!]. Depending on which side you took after, you may be able to pass for human, in the right clothes and lighting conditions, or you may be such a bizarre monstrosity that light itself refuses to acknowledge your form, making you invisible to the human eye [well, they got that right]. Either way, you have grown to a curious adulthood at a prodigious rate, and even now are conspiring to open the Gate that lets your father through to this meager world.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 74% on Unearthliness
You scored higher than 84% on Sheer Horror
You scored higher than 92% on Power
You scored higher than 94% on Intelligence
Yeah, for the sake of the world I hope most people aren’t taking this quiz’s advice. How would you like ME to be your proctologist? Detective, I could almost see, what with me being so nosy and all; while I was in pre-med, I bailed when I realized that, should I fail to get into med school, I’d have to become some run of the mill biologist, and I’m soooo not into that. Mind you, if I could specialize in cryptozoology, that might almost be worth it. Still, with the friends I have, it’s almost as if I already do!
You Should Be a Doctor |
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Optimistic and energetic, you are a problem solver who doesn’t get discouraged easily. You are also quite compassionate and caring. You make people feel hopeful. You’re highly adaptable and capable. You do well with almost any curve ball life throws at you.You do best when you: – Are always learning new subjects – Use your knowledge to solve problems You would also be a good therapist or detective. |
Um. Not accurate. Totally, totally not accurate. Nope, nothing to see here, move along.
What Your Halloween Habits Say About You |
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You’re more likely to go with the flow and see where the night takes you. No one quite understands you, but everyone also sort of worships you. And that’s exactly how you like it. Your inner child is open minded, playful, and adventurous. You truly fear the dark side of humanity. You are a true misanthrope. You’re prone to be quite emotional and over dramatic. Deep down, you enjoy being scared out of your mind… even if you don’t admit it. You are a traditionalist with most aspects of your life. You like your Halloween costume to be basic, well made, and conventional enough to wear another year. |
Who didn’t see this coming? Which reminds me to book an appointment for waxing…full moon’s not that far away!
You Are a Werewolf |
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You seem sweet and harmless, until you snap. Then you’re a total monster. Very few people can predict if you’re going to be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde. But for you, all your transformations seem perfectly natural. Your greatest power: Your ability to tap into nature Your greatest weakness: Lack of self control You play well with: Vampires |