quiz: which cryptid are you?

We all know what a cryptid is, don’t we? Well we should look it up, then!

This cannot be accurate: why would I not have been the Kraken? Obviously there’s a flaw in the code!

You scored as Nessie (Loch Ness Monster). You are Nessie. You are a highly sought after cryptid that loves the water. A skeleton of you has finally been found at Loch Ness, which is your home. Your cousin Ogopogo lives in Lake Okanagan in Canada.

Nessie (Loch Ness Monster)
100%
Thylacine (Tasmanian Tiger)
67%
Bigfoot
67%
Beast of Gevaudan
58%
Giant Octopus
50%

What cryptid are you?
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I much prefer this one: Which Superhero Are You?

You scored as El Zorro. Zorro is the bane of the corrupt officials of Old California, a Spanish Robin Hood, a cavalier caballero who robs from the rich, gives to the poor, and always leaves his trademark “Z” behind as a reminder that when the people need him, he will always appear on his black stallion.

El Zorro
96%
Batman, the Dark Knight
83%
Captain Jack Sparrow
71%
Indiana Jones
67%
Neo, the “One”
67%
Lara Croft
58%
James Bond, Agent 007
54%
The Amazing Spider-Man
50%
William Wallace
50%
Maximus
46%
The Terminator
33%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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quiz: which classic screen goddess are you?

Boy, it’s hella hard to find filler posts when YouTube is down! But here’s a good one. Funny, though: last time I was Mae West with Audrey Hepburn rising…now it’s the other way around. Have I suddently become less fucking vulgar or something?

You scored as Audrey Hepburn. Pure class and sophistication you can do anything with style. You have an intellegence and integrity that will get you anywhere. You can adapt your personality to your surroundings. Everyone looks to you for your style. Like Audrey, make sure you appreciate when the time comes to step out of the spotlight.comment and rate this quiz… thankyou!

Audrey Hepburn
 
80%
Mae West
 
75%
Rita Hayworth
 
75%
Vivien Leigh
 
55%
Judy Garland
 
50%
Marilyn Monroe
 
40%

Which Classic Screen Goddess are you? (pics)
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This is obviously not designed to help me get over my neuroses.

My Fortune Cookie told me:
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My portrait, by Edward Gorey.

What the hell: I’ve always felt both peculiar and aristocratic.

Stole this (in good aristocratic fashion) from Azahar.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:

Her Grace Countess-Palatine Raincoaster the Possible of Witchampton Under Buzzard
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quiz: if you were actually important, who would you be?

Ah, the answer I was expecting. All things in time, mortals; all things in time.

You scored as Ruler of the World. Well, it’s almost as good as mine. Congratulations, and I hope you manage to assassinate everyone else who got this result.

Ruler of the World
 
100%
Homeless Guy
 
53%
Jesus – Wanna Be
 
47%
Jesus
 
40%
Stoner
 
33%
The next Hitler
 
27%

If you were actually important, who would you be?
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