Y’all get that?
Now that I’m back, I’m forming an army to wreak vengeance. If you’re down with the vengeance-wreakage and look good carrying a head on a pike, please apply within.
Rebuilding
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We’re BAAAAAAAAAAACK!
me and the fairies, man. me and the fairies.
And we will be back to our irregular posting schedule just as soon as I rid us of this heinous white space and bring back our beloved tentacles.
My jimmies, they remain serene.
It’s Not Too Late! To buy me a birthday present!
You know what those The Secret addicts say about laying your thoughts upon the universe and waiting for the universe to make them come true? Well, here goes!
Lulzsec carafe and wineglasses
Only forty bucks, people! Go on, what are you waiting for? It’s on Etsy! Just forty bucks! Support an artisan, a blogger, and a revolution all at once!
I did get a horoscope of sorts today for free from a friend on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/WhalezEye/status/354490616178155521
And now, to finish it up with a particularly kickass music video from – who else? Anonymous! They run the best ops, they make the best songs, they write the best books!
Happy Birthday to Moi!
Well, on Wednesday anyway.
In lieu of throwing my own party, for which I’d have to pay and after which I’d have to clean up, I’m just going to hang out at Gin & Sin at Killjoy in Yaletown and wait for people to buy me drinks. This could get fraught, as I invited about 50 people, the drinks are cheap (well, the specials are cheap) and this is a video demonstrating about how well I socialize in large groups at a swank bar.
Should you decide not to attend, but wish to contribute presents, well, the LAST thing I would want to do is crush your dreams. Of course you may. Here are some suggestions:
Lambo: Because the bus is just getting old, okay?
Or perhaps this:
Limey Thuggie and HEY, it’s on sale!
Or there’s always:
Or this:
but Julian, THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Buy the Rob Ford Crack Tape! an Indiegogo project
Rob Ford and Pals
Ladies and Gentlemen, by now you’ve heard the rumour that Rob Ford, mayor of Toronto, has been caught on video smoking crack (and wearing unbecoming clothing). The owner of the video wants $100,000 for it, apparently not figuring that Ford would have that much hush money handy. That’s only three cents from each Canadian, so I thought it would make a nice exercise in national unity for us all to band together and buy this thing.
I sensed a need. I filled it.
Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting the IndieGoGo fundraiser: Buy Rob Ford’s Crack Tape!
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has a lot of enemies. Do any of them have enough hatred to band together and purchase what editor John Cook of Gawker says is video of Rob Ford smoking crack?
Is it even worth $100,000? Maybe not to one Canadian, but to all Canadians?
This Victoria Day, let the nation band together, from sea to shining sea, from the far North to the southernmost reaches of Ontario, as one, united in their distaste for this mortifying homunculus.
For just three cents per citizen, we can assure the final ruin of Ford’s colourful, storied, allegedly indictable celebrity once and for all.
Are you with me, Canada? I SAID ARE YOU WITH ME???
*if we don’t reach the magical goal (asking price + 4% Indiegogo fee) we will make a bid of whatever we’ve gathered. If the bid is rejected, we don’t need your money after all.
Meanwhile, in Washington, DC:
https://twitter.com/lizzieohreally/status/335195197443043329
Meanwhile, in Vancouver:
https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/335245494467035136
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