Who’s that girl? Click on the pic to find out.
Post your guesses in the comments section, and “Grandma” has already been taken.
That one was mine.
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Category Archives: sad
what the heck…
my wife has just died.
No, no my wife. That guy’s.
Condolences and congrats.
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Elvis Voldemort
This is a confluence of pop memes almost beyond imagining, but FWIW, Lord Voldemort‘s middle name, in French, is Elvis.
To make an anagram of Je suis Voldemort the French translators had to change Tom Marvolo Riddle into Tom Elvis Jedusor.
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Chocolate Rain, Chad Vader version: the lyrics!
Here, at last, are the long-awaited lyrics to the Chad Vader interpretation of that hoary YouTube classic we’ve all enjoyed so much over the years, Chocolate Rain.
Click here for the Tay Zonday original audio and the Chad Vader video, now singalong-able!
Chocolate Rain!
Randy made me mop the floor again
Chocolate Rain!
Clarissa left and now my heart feels pain
Chocolate Rain!
Whitstrom is the one I’m going to train
Chocolate Rain!
Once my face was normal. Now it’s maimed
Chocolate Rain!
I drove my bike into the wrong lane
Chocolate Rain!
Fell right into the mouth of Evil King
Chocolate Rain!
To get me out they had to use a crane
Chocolate Rain!
My face got burned and now it’s not the same
Chocolate Rain!
Double coupon Mondays are the worst
Chocolate Rain!
An old lady attacked me with her purse
Chocolate Rain!
Lloyd annoys me every day at 3
Chocolate Rain!
Weekend double shifts are killing me
Chocolate Rain!
Clint fills me with anger and with hate
Chocolate Rain!
I threw him into a lettuce crate
Chocolate Rain!
Tell me who will stop the Chocolate Rain!
Chocolate Rain!
It is quite tasty this Chocolate Rain!
Chocolate Rain!
Chocolate Rain! is raining in my brain
Chocolate Rain!
Chocolate Rain!Chocolate Rain!Chocolate Rain!Chocolate Rain!Chocolate Rain!Chocolate Rain!
uh…
Chocolate Raaaaaain!
Chocolate Rain!
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token Dead Elvis post: Happy 30th Anniversary, Necronaut!
Thirty long years have passed and I’ve still never been able to eat a pan-fried bacon and peanut butter sandwich on the crapper without sobbing…
Here’s your token Dead Elvis item, from Ruby Carpet:
A multitude of fans in Memphis gathered in sweltering heat to pay homage to Elvis Presley on the 30th anniversary of the singer’s death, resulting in the death of one 67-year-old woman in the crowd. But… is she really dead?
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raincoaster 