Sorry, I’m on a lolroll. Like a rickroll, but lol-ier. Allow Stephen Fry, possibly greatest living Brit of his generation, to explain the essential difference between the British and the American peoples, in this ad for Twining’s Tea which I stole from EliyahuBenMoshe.
I think that sweet Tyrone knows all about his ding-a-ling, don’t you?
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Underage prostitutes are forcing experienced sex workers to go home hungry.
The young girls are taking business away from women who have been working the streets for years, says the Papatoetoe agency that helps prostitutes over 18 who want to leave the sex industry.
Gee. Wonder why?
Ladies, I have one word for you: SWALLOW!
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SWF, at least technically, so don’t go reporting me to WordPress as a Mature blog; staff knows that the LAST thing I am is “mature.”
This charming video is neither more nor less than just what I said it was: a video roundup of (nouveau, NextGen, alas) Star Trek O-faces, including the funniest money shot in the history of television.
Stolen from Fleshbot (NSFW) via io9
Bonus: Warriors of the Web (Klingon pornstars) via Wired
and
Closer, the Nine Inch Nails Kirk/Spock slash music video!
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Seriously, seriously horny. Check it out for yourself: Shia LaBeouf, boeufcake supreme, Hollywood heartthrob and possible Indiana Jones love child, is horny as hell. For obvious reasons, I have placed this particular image over the jump. We don’t want to scare the horses!
Welcome, Furries!
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