Searches that led people to my blog yesterday:
curling porn, "And with strange aeons death may die, " viggo mortensen porn, cocaine corner, wendy messner cbc, hooker story, red corvette middle age
Supah. So somewhere out there are several people with unslaked curling fetishes, some random Cthulhu cultists, and many, many sexually deprived, desperate middle-aged keyboard jockeys.
But…Wendy Messner????? Now THAT is kinky.
And now we present this month's unmissable social event: MEAT 'n MIX
Thousands of happy customers can't be wrong. Get your fresh meat from Jamie Lee Hamilton, a woman with decades of experience in the flesh-peddling industry. Now you can own, instead of rent!
MEAT n MIX
One-Woman NGOHi Friends,
Just a reminder of my One-Woman NGO MEAT n MIX happy hour on Friday March 31 from 4:30-7:30pm at the remodelled MIX pub in Mark James Lotus Hotel. The Lotus is located at 455 Abbott Street. You can visit my website at www.jamieleehamilton.com or Mix at www.lgbtmix.com
What is Meat n Mix you ask?
Well simply it is a number of Meat Draws
occurring on the last Friday of every month to benefit my One-Womean NGO which provides advocacy and support services to women and men involved in the sex trade.This monthly event is an opportunity to come relax
after a hard week of work, be entertained, enjoy some good company, have a pint or martini or two and win some meat while supporting a good cause. Fun, surprises and give-a-ways.Mark [last Friday of the month] on your calender for Meat n Mix from 4:30-7:30pm at Mix pub in the Lotus Hotel.
Cheers
Jamie Lee
The last time she was an NGO, Grandma's House got shut down for being a brothel and she ended up feuding to the point of death threats with the other board members and getting her medicine cut off by a vindictive government that wanted to force her to turn over the Society's books. So this should be worth watching.
Viggo's black girlfriend is Josie D'Arby from some pathetic reality show of a few years ago; it's off nowadays. Latest completely unsubstantiated poop is that he was gonna marry his gay partner in London, as of two weeks ago; he did not. If you're really dying to know, he likes bossy women who know what they want and go home with strangers they meet in bars, so it doesn't actually rule many people out.
Except me. Ew! Not telling how I know that. Smart money says he's good at it, too.
As for the person who was searching for the Saskatchewan Lobster Recipe substitution, I am afraid I'm as clueless as you. But now, somewhat intrigued…
For those who wish a little light reading before drifting off to dream of Rome…
It feels like that sometimes, doesn't it?
Sploid has reported on a crustacean species which has kept its legs together for the past 200,000,000 years, and when you see its face, you'll know why. Well, it musta won the lottery or sumpin', cuz all of a sudden the males have started crawling out of the driftwoodwork.
For the last several ages of the planet, these freshwater crustaceans (hence the Squid tag; I do not use the Squid tag lightly, and if you'd ever tagged a Squid you'd feel the same) have reproduced asexually. Hey, they've got to be the official mascot of radical feminism.
Should I capitalize that? bell hooks sez no.
Three males of the species have been discovered, no doubt hanging around the bar at the Roxy, doing Jager shots and buying RedBull and vodka for any female who looks like she's game. Now if we could only figure out a use for them.
A face only a golddigger could love.
