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Mobile Swarm by Fearless City: the transcript

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Fearless City LogoMobile SWARM.

So.

So, the idea is: SWARM is a night when a large group of artist-run Vancouver galleries cooperate for once and have openings and parties on the same night, featuring local artists. Pictures on Flickr here.

So. Here in Zone Two, otherwise known as the Downtown EastSide, we had 13 galleries participating, and the Fearless City project sent teams out to each of the galleries to capture people’s reactions to the art and post them via SMS to a Twitter clone called SIFT which civilians can think of as just a place where all the text messages got filed one after the others.

You text your reactions to art: simple.

Oh yeah, and we had a repurposed shopping cart roving the streets packed to the gills with high-tech batteries, powering in order of importance a laptop which was managing the anarchy insofar as it could be managed AND a 48″ screen on which were displayed all of the messages as they came in unfiltered and in real time or as real as text messaging can get.

For realz.

The # codes are codes for which gallery the message originated from. From which the message originated.

Whatever.

Will link these up later if I’m not too lazy.

  • #ac = access gallery
  • #as = artspeak
  • #cw = cineworks although I don’t think anyone got there, as it is nowhere near the DTES actually. Perhaps they were only there in class solidarity
  • #cc = clackclack empire
  • #gg = gallery gachet
  • # hp = helen pitt gallery
  • # iu = interurban gallery
  • #lg = les gallery
  • #na = 221a (one of my team’s)
  • # og = orr gallery
  • # pg = plank gallery (one of my team’s)
  • #sg = shudder gallery (one of my team’s)
  • #uv = UVic 2nd Year (nobody went there, just too far away practically in Hastings Sunrise.

And now, to the transcript in REVERSE chronological order, as I am too lazy to flip this all around. And this is what it looked like, entirely unfiltered.

#as Reagan, please!
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 23:42 by Anonymous
#

Horse pussy is much tighter than female
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 23:35 by Anonymous
#

#pg muse needs more interesting projects. Andrew salgado rocks.
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 23:30 by Anonymous
#

Wheres the graveyard party at sorry!
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 23:16 by Anonymous
#

You are the best – don’t stop ‘011
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 23:10 by Anonymous
#

I lub you artists- keep doing your thang! DTES Forever – masala mario
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 23:06 by Anonymous
#

Oh yea
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 23:04 by Anonymous
#

Lotussss
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 23:03 by Anonymous
#

Where is the party at ??
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 23:03 by Anonymous
#

I have never felt so embowered
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 23:03 by Anonymous
#

Hey did I’d keel
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 23:03 by Anonymous
#

Swarmmmmmmmmmm
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 23:03 by Anonymous
#

This is addictive!!!!
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 23:02 by Anonymous
#

Mobile swarmin till the morn
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 23:01 by Anonymous
#

I came, i saw, then i came again.
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 23:00 by Anonymous
#
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 23:00 by Anonymous
#

#gg just let it out. Whatever that means to you.
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 23:00 by Anonymous
#

I love my thumbs!!!!!
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 22:56 by Anonymous
#

Best thing I’ve seen tonight!!!
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 22:56 by Anonymous
#

Big sad faces and empty spaces….what does that say about us?
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 22:56 by Anonymous
#

#as what’s happening at the after party?
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 22:55 by Anonymous
#

J Dilla never sounded better
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 22:48 by Anonymous
#

Yay gachet!
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 22:47 by Anonymous
#

You are in the middle of the opus, right now.
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 22:46 by Anonymous
#

#gg We are the barbarians and our love for art and culture can’t hide that
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 22:44 by Anonymous
#

#iu why should i care?
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 22:41 by Anonymous
#

Ac
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 22:39 by Anonymous
#

#gg I am standing right behind u
— Fri, 09/05/2008 – 22:34 by Anonymous
#
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raincoaster revealed!

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It was a Shebeen Club night and you’re lucky I can type at all at this point, but tonight you’re particularly fortunate in that I type to direct you over to Miss604‘s blog, where she has revealed many secrets about raincoaster. And now I sign off, before I pass out.

UPDATE: Wow, I totally tag spam when I’ve had too much to drink!

August Blogging Courses

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Blog!

Blogging for Beginners: four hours, start from scratch and learn to post text, video, audio, and images. Basic copyright and blog etiquette, intro to sidebar widgets, categories, custom headers and design, and what on Earth to put IN the blog. Also where to find technical help.
This one is running August 2nd, ie this Saturday, 10-2, $150 pre-registered, and only eight four three spaces left. I’ll be running it again on the 23rd.

To register, please pre-pay via the Paypal button in the top right-hand corner of the blog. Paypal will give you a receipt and I will email you one as well. If you are registering for the August 2nd course, please email bloggingclasses AT gmail DOT com in advance to make sure the class is not sold out.

Pimp My Blog is practical tips and tools for increasing your readership and influence, and applies to any blogging platform (with the exception of Tumblr, which is really only good for talking to the voices inside your head in my opinion). It includes a very basic intro to social media like Facebook and Myspace for promotion. I’ll be teaching this one on Saturday, August 9th. This is a $150 course, also from 10-2. There are only eight places in each session.

Last: Vacation Blogging (I should have done this in June!). Covers what to do with all those photos and all those memories to keep them fresh forever. It’s basically Blogging for Beginners, with added talk about mobile posting and internet cafes and photoblogging issues. FYI it’s also $150, and runs Saturday, August 16th. Six spaces, because this is going to be more personal.

The Earth Moved for MissRFTC

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So, today on Twitter:

Twitter Vagina?

Twitter Vagina?

Okay, now someone please explain to me why, in the absence of specific Twitted information to that effect, everyone in the world, from Gawker to Valleywag to (briefly) the HuffPo, has concluded that she was having a pelvic exam.

All she actually said was, the doctor was in her vagina.

I’m thinking those people know much less about nooners and doctors than I do, and I say it’s 50/50 if you know what I mean.

Toxic Love Shack

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Hey, it’s summer and there’s a Gawker commenter meetup tomorrow and I have to get presentable and meet someone I’ve never seen before for drinks at Connor Butler in three hours and I still have to get this apartment ready for a houseguest or at least throw the sheets in the washing machine and take out the recycling so he doesn’t think I’m an alkie and make a post about my new blogging classes and I was supposed to get the press release out today but instead I had to wrestle with the damn computer for hours and restart upon restart and don’t even ASK about the Zune and besides, there’s a total buckpassing issue that I have to solve one way or another in the next 12 days not that you asked but have you heard anything? and don’t even ask about the personal life plus there’s an event going on tomorrow that I’m really looking forward to and was supposed to have all the sequins sewn on by today but I don’t but Irwin says the event doesn’t exist and I suppose an arts administrator would say if an event falls at Trout Lake but nobody administers it does it occur at all? but then I’m an anarchist, so what do you think I said, eh? Plus I’ve had two requests in the past 24 hours for a sandbagging tutorial (ie “I have a troll on my ass and I want to lay the smackdown on him; can you help?” Oh, baby, it’s what I DO!) which I totally would have done except:

A) why let the enemy read your battle plans and

B) computer problems (see above).

So I don’t know about you, but I need this. A mashup of Britney Spears’s Toxic and the B-52’s Love Shack: