What’s that coming over the hill? Is it a drag queen? Is it a drag queen?
Why, yes. Apparently it is. Or the next-best thing, a Disco Dalek with a Barbie handbag. Extra credit for making the Cybermen do the Robot.
Funny, I don’t remember that episode.
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Whaaaaaaaa! Why does LA have all the cool resistance meetings? They don’t have any actual resisters down there in the first place! Tell that Reznor to get his sorry ass up here to the Republic of East Vancouver like, now, or I’ll sic Greenpeace on him. He’ll get his butt Birkenstomped!
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Before you start hatin’ on my amazing-like spelling powers, click to view. Otherwise both I and the Scottish falsetto sock puppets will make fun of you. And the Doctor will be very disappointed in you as well.
And nobody wants that to happen, do they?
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Hey, it always worked for me. From the relatively insane Rum & Monkey, we present:
20 Indicators that Weeping at Work
May Be a Viable Plan Going Forward
Chair has become one with Nestene consciousness and keeps trying to nibble on bum.
Utopian vision for global democracy dashed by gel-haired colleague’s Daily Mail worldview.
Zombie army escaped again and appears to want IT support.
Oh noes, someone took two donuts.
Microsoft Office has become otherworldly sentient intelligence and still just wants to know if you’re writing a letter.
and so on…ah, the year I put in at the cubicle farm. Good times, good times. Okay, I confess: it was me who freed the zombie army and gave them your pager number.
So we know who I am: the question now becomes, who are you? Take the Office Moron quiz!
Which Office Moron Are You?
Which Office Moron Are You?
Rum and Monkey: jamming your photocopier one tray at a time.
Congratulations, fool! You’re the incompetent egotist.
Every office has one. You stride in on your first day with no useful skills, an inane smile on your face, and plans for a variety of team-building exercises, meetings, extra-curricular activities and staff days out, all designed to win you favour with the boss.
The problem is, everyone else hates you. You’re loud, you’re arrogant, you’re dumber than management, and you insist on wearing really loud shirts to make yourself seem interesting. Even the IT manager is more socially aware – and the depressing thing is, you’ll probably run the company in ten years.
If you don’t get a pickaxe through your head first.
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The internet is alive with resources; indeed, it is riddled with them. It’s positively writhing with ripe and ready resources.
Now, we don’t know how you live your life, but if you’re anything like we are, you look upon most of these resources as, quite frankly, irrelevant crap. Amazon? Don’t you need money for that? Paypal? You need a credit card for that. Travelocity? Ah, to own a passport…what’s that like?
But at last, the internet has finally put out for us here at the ol’ raincoaster blog!
Buy Your Friend a Drink.com via Will Work for Food, who deserves a drink, him/herself.
The concept is you can literally buy your friend a drink via their website, which then sends a text message to your friend telling them they have X number of dollars to spend at a certain bar. Your friend then flashes their phone to the bartender who enters the code that was sent to you, and that’s it. Free drink.
I guess next you’ll be able to take your friend to lunch without actually being there.
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