Looks like it’s Britney Day on the ol’ raincoaster blog. Yeah, might as well just go with it.
Rowan Lipkovits, the highly entertaining poet/singer/accordionist/comic from the Naughty Limerick Contest, turned us on to his truly remarkable cover version of Britney‘s hit, Hit Me Baby, One More Time. And who among us would argue that the girl needs a good slap, eh? If her parents didn’t do it when she was younger, it’s about bloody time someone did.
This is public access tv host Alexyss K. Tylor discussing vagina power and penis addiction with her mother.
Seriously, would YOU talk to your mother like that? If I did, my mother would take notes!
Uh, this is really, really NSFW. Duh.
Lessons learned in this episode:
(Read AFTER you watch the video!)
– If the man ain’t comin’, he gonna be goin’ somewhere else, puttin’ his penis in someone else.
– A lot of women will laugh and talk about a man if his penis is small.
– Just because a man is in love with your vagina doesn’t mean he’s in love with you.
– A lot of us get caught up on the dick.
– Dick will make you slap somebody.
– The penis is a heat-seeking missile, like a rocket. Information is encoded in it making it do what it do.
– Men launch their penis up in the vaginal canal. As a woman relaxes and breathes and sits on that penis and rock and move and rotate and find her rhythm and go up and down and back and forth and around in a circle, she starts getting her groove back.
– When the parts of penis hit them vagina walls, harmonizing and making them sing, a woman feels like she’s in church jumping and shouting.
– Dick’ll make you lose control.
Well, he will if you ask him nicely. And then you can slap him; he likes it that way.
But seriously, what kinda church does this woman go to? I think I saw an Emmanuelle movie like that once…
Whaaaaaaaa! Why does LA have all the cool resistance meetings? They don’t have any actual resisters down there in the first place! Tell that Reznor to get his sorry ass up here to the Republic of East Vancouver like, now, or I’ll sic Greenpeace on him. He’ll get his butt Birkenstomped!
Before you start hatin’ on my amazing-like spelling powers, click to view. Otherwise both I and the Scottish falsetto sock puppets will make fun of you. And the Doctor will be very disappointed in you as well.
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