Swedish Chef vs Lobsters

Yep, the smart money is always on the one that gets the Squid tag. But I didn't know they had lobsters in Mexico: live and learn.

 

Operation Global Media Domination: Operation Deflation

TIAYou know you've entered the insane levels of the No Green M&Ms Concert Rider/spending most of the party in the bathroom with Nicole and Lindz celebutasticism when you check your stats at ten in the morning and are crushed – CRUSHED – to see you're only at 498 hits so far. And only #50 in the top 100 blogs on WordPress.

CRUSHED, I say!

Today

101 bottles of diet coke, 523 mentos 197

Linkie o' the Day: Beautiful Agony 31

Clay Aiken Michael Sandecki Flashdance    24

Shiloh shocker photo exclusive!    15

Watch the World Cup on your computer    9

Operation Global Media Domination: Egg Day    8

Hottest Pickup Lines of the Fourteenth Century    7

The 100 Most Influential People in History    7

Streaming Eagle Cam 3.0: Swartz Bay    6

Operation Global Media Domination: The Search for Meaning    4
 

 Meaning. Yeah, the meaning of all this is that cool science trumps sports, ourdoorsiness, and sex. At least, for those who spend their lives online; but is this exactly news?

VF, here he cums

From Gawker. Here's a work sample from the new editor of Vanity Fair online. Didn't I hear Atoosa Rubenstein's contract was up for grabs?

Sementeen

Giant Squid Robot Kewlness!!!!!

Here's a Giant Squid Robot, from da Squid Blog I think…working on public computers is so disorienting, dammit!

Nemo Gould's Giant Squid will be on display at Varnish Fine Art in San Francisco from June 8 – July 15, 2006.

Giant NemoSquid Robot

The robot is 6'7"(h) x 10'8"(l) x 3'6"(w)

See more at http://www.nemomatic.com/

Operation Global Media Domination: STFU

TIASo yesterday my power goes out at 2pm, just as I am seeding the Bullshit Jobs post with lovely linkies. It's still out. So, for yesterday raincoaster had precisely one, count 'em, ONE post.

And the record for the highest number of hits in one day.

So, let me see if I get this: unless I am posting about Michael Sandecki and Clay Aiken, Mentos and Diet Coke, or Orgasm Videos, you basically don't want to hear from me. Okay, fine. Be that way. See if I care.

Just you wait, your rejection will turn me back towards the Squid. You'll be sorry.