Forrest Whitaker’s Oscar Speech

Thank god for YouTube; they reduced a possible four hours of marketing-saturated, passive boredom and bitchily self-indulgent fashion criticism into five minutes of clicking through “Forrest Whitaker” search results and two minutes of the most inspiring Hollywood speech of the last twenty years.

Sorry for the dickwad blathering right over the most important line; it seems that Oscar is a very controlling sort and has sent most of the video captures to the great bit bucket in the sky, where no doubt Lucy and Ricky are enjoying the bit where Helen Mirren performed “Borat” at this very moment.


Alas, YouTube is TheirTube and they have had this video killed. Found another for now.
The transcript still works, though!

Transcript over the jump

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Judith Regan at the Bunny Ranch

Judith Regan at the Bunny Ranch

As Jesus’ General points out, it looks like Judith has had to pursue alternative career paths since her historic and histrionic flameout over the OJ I Did So Do It But Rupert Says I’m Not Allowed to Tell You debacle. She and Heidi could tag-team as a novelty cougar act, come to think of it.

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take this job and…

…give it to someone else.

Oh, fine. I obviously had some issues with the whole work-for-no-pay-yet-be-taxed-on-it thang. Next!

Leaving the Psychoanalyst, by Remedios Varo

I’m funny that way. Maybe Guido has at last made a Capitalist of me?

Nah.

Here, listen to some rousing folk rock about the military-industrial complex, creeping fascism, and the IMF. I always find that cures it.

And by the way, there’s already a fat, ripe emergency for the new hiree to deal with and no, I didn’t cause it. So for that reason alone I’m glad I didn’t get the job.

Also, oh god how I love that painting. “Woman Leaving the Psychoanalyst’s Office” by Remedios Varo.

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PSA: Vancouver Dress for Success Suit Drive

Kimpton’s Pacific Palisades Hotel Announces Third Annual Suit Drive

Pacific Palisades Hotel Aims to Raise More than a Suit for Dress For Success

Vancouver BC, February 26, 2007

On March 15, 2007, Kimpton’s Pacific Palisades Hotel will host its third annual ‘More than a Suit Drive’ in support of Dress for Success.  Between 6:30am – 9:30am, Vancouverites are invited to exchange women’s ‘interview ready’ clothing, accessories or monetary donations for a brown bag breakfast.  All drop offs will take place on Jervis Street between Robson Street and Alberni Street.  Every donor will be entered into a draw to win incredible prizes, receive their choice of Starbucks coffee or tea and a breakfast bag with pastry and fruit provided by Neptune Foods Services Inc. 

What to Donate:

– interview ready clothing, no more than 5 years old

– business suits of all sizes

– tailored separates including jackets, pants and skirts

– handbags, briefcases, umbrellas

– outerwear including long and ¾ length coats for any season

– blouses or tops with simple neck and shoulder lines, which will fit neatly under a jacket.

– conservative accessories including scarves, belts, and jewellery

– quality footwear in good condition of all sizes

– unopened, unused pantyhose, lingerie and makeup

– monetary donations are welcome

In addition to the annual suit drive, the Pacific Palisades Hotel will host various fundraising and awareness generating activities throughout the months of March and April benefiting Dress for Success.   Activities will include a culinary themed client event (closed to the general public) hosted in the Mambo Ballroom decorated by Sweet Beginnings Event Planners & Decorator. 

For further information about Sweet Beginnings please contact Elana Lancit at 604 738 9552 or at www.asweetbeginning.com

The hotel will also replace traditional welcome amenities with a custom designed card by Joanna Brewster of Justice by Design, informing guests that a $1.00 donation was made on their behalf to Dress for Success. 

Event sponsors include Neptune Foods Inc., Starbucks® Coffee, Sweet Beginnings(tm) Wedding Consulting Event Planning and Decor, Justice by Design, Sage Natural Wellness, MBODY Fitness + Wellness Spa, American Airlines®, Whistler Brewing Company, Hot Wax Mobile Music, Master Plan Productions, Kimpton’s Summit Lodge & Spa and Zin Restaurant & Lounge.

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About Dress for Success

Dress for Success’ mission is to advance low-income women’s economic and social development and to encourage self-sufficiency though career development and employment retention.  Since opening its doors in 1999, Dress for Success Vancouver has served more than 7,000 clients.  Today, this non-profit group has 47 member agencies and 150 active volunteers. 

In 2007, Dress for Success aims to help more than 1,500 women in making tailored transitions to the workforce. 

Dress for Success Vancouver is not just about suits.  It is also a Professional Women’s Group that provides support and guidance to approximately 100 women annually.  In this group, women learn to develop their own professional skills as well as support one another through networking and other events. www.dressforsuccess.org/vancouver

Forwarded by:

Cassandra Anderton
Giffard, Vino Allegro, CMC Sake
Haute Consulting/Freelance Writer
www.vinoallegro.com
www.giffard.com
www.cmc-sake-wine.com

I’m blogging!!!

Um, I totally don’t see the problem here. What’s everyone laughing at?

Stolen from Mark Wells.

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