Can I get "Bohemian Rhapsody?"
Stop me if you’ve heard this one: no, don’t. Click Play anyway, because this is worth a re-listen or ten. Three Irish university students on temporary loan to Ireland perform the Flight of the Bumblebee on an instrument consisting of their entire apartment and some partly-empty beer bottles.
Now that the mood’s been set, get yourself a refreshing “musical instrument” (meat whistle optional) and click over the jump to get today’s juicy gossip links.
I don’t know about you, but I could use one of these right now:
Bunny Bumpercars Unicorn Chaser. There, all better!
I cannot stop watching his little hat bounce. It’s always the little guys in hats who can’t drive, isn’t that what Bill Cosby says?
And here: a happy baby goat dancing with its human.
As if that were not enough to distract you from the near-universal meltdown/shakeup/shoot-em-up/wall of liquid death that’s going around lately, we have your daily dose of gossip links after the jump.
The fuck is this? The fuck was that?
Blond Bond cleans up well
Yay, I finally found a reason to like Blond Bond. This little video is aweome.
Finally, some relief from the tsunami of tsheen this week.
Liveblogging morphine (raincoaster)
Charlie Sheen in the New Yorker (Lolebrity)
State of Grace (Ayyyy)
Mush! Mush! (ManoloFood)
Universal Studios > Cthulhu??? (AgentBedhead)
Jennifer Aniston’s video is viral the way herpes is (BusyBeeBlogger)
Job opportunity of the year for a gossip blogger (CelebDirtyLaundry)
RIP OD (CelebritySmack)
REM RT (CelebrityVIPLounge)
WINNING! photoshops (CityRag)
SO FAR, Demi. So far… (DailyStab)
Adele is pro-gossip (DippedInCream)
Everybody but me has a book deal and a sex tape (EarSucker)
Three planets that size make a solar plexus system (FitFabCeleb)
Remember Lily Allen? (GirlsTalkinSmack)
One gets Africa, one gets New York? (HaveUHeard)
Aw man, don’t bling that thing! (HollywoodHiccups)
They have country music in Belgium? (INeedMyFix)
Roseanne Barr and Charlie Sheen? (MathewGuiver)
KFed/FedX Xpands (PoorBritney)
“Country Music’s newest star” (PopBytes)
TURBAN SIGHTING!!! (TheSkinny)
Bikini baby bump (TheSkinnyChic)
I would happily live here in a sleeping bag, with a little Coleman stove to cook on. Of course, it’s not actually abandoned yet, so I’d have to start a rumour the seats were infected with the Ass Plague or something, but no great takeover was ever accomplished except by bold action.
OH, wait, another illusion shattered:
The set is an illusion that makes the stage look extremely deep… it’s actually quite small
But double wait: I think I’d rather live in a beautiful illusion, as long as I knew it was an illusion. Or maybe I already do.
Lyrics over the jump:
Image via Wikipedia
How do you solve a problem like Charlie Sheen? You can’t, because he’s so epically winning, right? BOOM! But you can try to come a bit closer to understanding him if you run him through a few filters first; it’s like watching an eclipse. The sheer awesomenosity could blind you if you didn’t apply some filters. So here is Jimmy Kimmel‘s interpretation of the Sheen interview, with visuals starring that other Charlie.
And since this post has already been user-tested for celebrity gossip addict appeal, here are your gossip links for Wednesday:
Baby on Board (raincoaster)
Nicole Kidman could use a sammich (Lolebrity)
London Fashion Week is for the birds (Ayyyy)
I scream! (ManoloFood)
He should fit right in with Lindsay and Gadaffi (AgentBedhead)
Charlie Sheen too busy winning to retain custody of his kids (BusyBeeBlogger)
Justin Bieber sells out to rich witch doctor? (CelebDirtyLaundry)
A simple summit with Lady Gaga (CelebritySmack)
Robert Pattinson cheats on Tai (CelebVIPLounge)
Babies: totally Team Coco (CityRag)
Katie “Sue” Holmes (DailyStab)
Kim Kardashian, Saviour of Autotune (Earsucker)
Save Oprah! (FitFabCeleb)
Another sign Russia is in desperate straights (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Oh man, the ski lobby hates celebrities (HaveUHeard)
ScarJo publicly toejobs Sean Penn (INeedMyFix)
Oh Em Jee, the Oscars are about to get awesome (MathewGuiver)
Britney’s V shots (PoorBritney)
Sad Mugshot Xtina is sad (PopBytes)
Amanda Seyfried’s magically transforming Doc Martens (TheSkinny)
Five Angels, only two backsides among them (TheSkinnyChic)
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