Optimus Prime is gay, too!

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Dumbledore is gay

Now that Albus Dumbledore has been thrust out of the closet, brutally outed live onstage at Carnegie Hall (surely every closety fellow’s worst nightmare, especially if the ghost of Judy is watching) it seems the ripple effect is rocking not a few boats in the world of children’s entertainment.

One that’s particularly rocky is the Transformer di Tutti Transformers, Optimus Prime. A word of warning: the following video contains cringe-inducing self-doubt, blindingly obvious truths unacknowledged, and a narcissistic self-absorption entirely at odds with a typical childhood perception of the hitherto entirely macho Opti. Click at own risk…to your own childhood dreams, and the thinnest closet door in the whole flimsy Dream Factory.

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quiz: what should you be when you grow up?

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Yeah, for the sake of the world I hope most people aren’t taking this quiz’s advice. How would you like ME to be your proctologist? Detective, I could almost see, what with me being so nosy and all; while I was in pre-med, I bailed when I realized that, should I fail to get into med school, I’d have to become some run of the mill biologist, and I’m soooo not into that. Mind you, if I could specialize in cryptozoology, that might almost be worth it. Still, with the friends I have, it’s almost as if I already do!


You Should Be a Doctor


You are practical, sharp, and very intuitive.

Optimistic and energetic, you are a problem solver who doesn’t get discouraged easily.

You are also quite compassionate and caring. You make people feel hopeful.

You’re highly adaptable and capable. You do well with almost any curve ball life throws at you.You do best when you:

– Are always learning new subjects

– Use your knowledge to solve problems

You would also be a good therapist or detective.

What Should You Be When You Grow Up?

Squid Obedience

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Squid Obedience

Again, thanx to Mastercowfish, who is apparently on a roll.

Rejected Cartoons

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This is delightfully random. Once again, from the apparently delightfully random MasterCowfish.

i can has cheezburger too

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Coconut Crab

What I can’t have is a moment’s peace from the insatiable paparazzi.  This shot was emailed to me by a friend in the high desert who recognized this outrageous breach of my privacy.