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Monthly Archives: April 2007
what really happened down there?
It was the Sixties; nobody was straight enough to really keep track. Still, it was a horrible shock when I found out what had actually happened to the Beatles‘ famed Yellow Submarine.
In a Summer of Love polychromatic perverse update of HP Lovecraft’s The Call of Cthulhu, the hapless yet peaceable vessel and flagship of the Flower Child Armada was seized by the forces of our recrudescent Cthulhu cult and is even now being “repurposed” for who knows what unnameable role in the coming ApoCthalypse! Checking out that last link, I think we can all understand what happened to the crew…poor sods.
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only 43 shopping days till my birthday!
And guess what’s on the list, right after “a pony”?
Cthulhu C’Loves you! The “Great Cute One” has come to give humanity tentacle hugs and maw kisses! This 8-inch vinyl toy, created by John Kovalic (creator of Dork Tower) also comes with two Little Victims that fit in My Little Cthulhu’s snuggly grasp and also pull apart to show their yummy red insides! Not intended for children under 13.
This red version of the My Little Cthulhu figure is exclusive to paizo.com and is limited to a run of 500 pieces.
A ten-tentacle salute to Dr Mike for feeding my Elder Squid fixation.
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Scottish falsetto sock puppets vs darleks
Before you start hatin’ on my amazing-like spelling powers, click to view. Otherwise both I and the Scottish falsetto sock puppets will make fun of you. And the Doctor will be very disappointed in you as well.
And nobody wants that to happen, do they?
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best. headline. evar.
from defrostindoors at Bridlepath, who runs the kind of site that doesn’t post undignified stuff like this.
Naturally, we have no such qualms around these parts…these parts right…here…*points*
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