Hillary Clinton cannot be captured in photographs!
Oh, the lamestream media has gotten their greedy, cover-uppy little claws on this shocking photoevidence and their appallingly tepid attempts to spin are fully steaming ahead. According to the Daily What (part of the shady icanhascheezburger network, and are we really sure Rupert Murdoch doesn’t have his fingers in that pie? Hmmmmm?) this series of pictures shows that cultist Israelites made Hillary Clinton vanish from a photo she was in.
Au contraire, mister cheezburger, au contraire.
What it actually proves is that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (aka Hillary Rodham, aka Hillary Rodham Clinton) cannot, outside of the carefully controlled environs of the White House PR Department, be photographed. Obviously, the top photo is the original which was mistakenly sent out on the wires, and the below, now-iconic image, is the official White House version, sent out only after artful photoshopping to make the S of S visible on film, which she normally is not.
As for conclusions, there can be only one, and it can come as no surprise to anyone who’s followed this woman’s career over the past two decades.
Hillary Clinton is of the Undead.
They took images of Ye Xiangting with other people. They were stunned when the other people showed up in the computer images, but not Ye. Ye Xiangting seemed to have “disappeared” from the photos. In the end, the staff had to give up.——————————————————————————————…Maybe he’s a vampire?Posted by Jackie on Fri Jan 13, 2006 at 01:56 PM
No, Jackie, I don’t think he is.Since he is Chinese, if he was a vampire, he would bounce up and down or across the countryside like a kangaroo. There’s no mention of that in the article.
Logical.
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Oh good God…
I KNOW, right? It makes SO much sense! No wonder they claim she’s “not photogenic.” The fewer snaps of her, the fewer cameras have to be tinkered with.
Seriously, though, what is the point of photoshopping her out of this??? Is it some misogynistic, patriarchal conspiracy? Are they that threatened???
Yes, it is. And yes, they are. Uh, if that is in fact what had happened. But we both know women aren’t repressed like that in Israel. We know she’s actually a vampire who has to be photoshopped IN to pictures. Right?
Riiiiiiiiight…
One of my FB friends just pointed out that the girl in the back also was photoshopped out…er…is also apparently a vampire…
Yes. A race of Amazonian vampires is taking over the State Department. It explains SO MUCH!!!
LOL!
Sounds about as rational as most conspiracy theories!
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One of the many ironies here would be that this picture was snapped at approximately the exact moment that ObL was attempting to use a woman as a human shield. Oops! Can’t have it both ways.
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