Britney Spears loses all artistic integrity. Okay, let me start over. Britney Spears fucks Pepsi over to make mega-yen advertising Go Go Tea Soda in Japan.
stolen from Japanprobe, which has more examples.
Monthly Archives: January 2007
comment o’ the day: badhatharry on Defamer
This is poetry. Sheer poetry.
So if you call one person fat that offends all fat people? When I call someone an idiot, does the entire Bush Administration cry?
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cthulhu!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cthulhu!
from the Mechanical Contrivium
- Cthulhu cannot burp – there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in its stomach.
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Cthulhu.
- The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Cthulhu.
- 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Cthulhu.
- Cthulhu invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
- Peanuts and Cthulhu are beans!
- Apples are covered with a thin layer of Cthulhu.
In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Cthulhu in your mouth!- It took Cthulhu 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
- Cthulhu once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
Oh dear god, please don’t let #7 be true!!!
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best presents in history: dick in a box and box in a box
Justin Timberlake, something tells me you just might get lucky…and this time, with a girl who can sing, too! Here are the best-matched Christmas presents since O. Henry‘s great short story, Gift of the Magi.
This is a video response to Timberlake’s SNL video Dick in a Box, which you can see in its uncensored glory here. “Backstage at the CMA’s,” I mean, WTF???
And now, Box in a Box:
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Japanese porn rice
I suppose the accurate English translation would be Cougar Rice.
Japanprobe reports that a Japanese porn company has just released a “100% adult” rice called “Jukujo Rice,” jukujo being the Japanese word for a Mrs. Robinson-type sexy older woman character in a porn flick.
The rice is produced by Soft On Demand, one of Japan’s biggest porn companies, and it’s packaging says that it is “100% Adult” rice. It looks like you also have to be over 18 to purchase it…
I can see the marketing plan now: somewhere in a tawdry garret apartment an underpaid screenwriter is banging out a sushi delivery boy porn script; the movie will feature Nicolette Sheridan and some overendowed and underdiscriminating Japanese guy yet to be cast. Working title: Special Sauce.
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