bar fight in R'lyeh! art by Frederic Clavere
Normally, Cthulhu and his family are charming hosts, but sometimes Junior gets into the nước mắm and the next thing you know the tentacles are flying! It’s hard enough making small talk when only half the guests are amphibious.
Cthulhu visits the Victorians en route to His voracious victory!
“How about them uppity natives, eh? Oh, I hear ya! I totally feel your pain, dude.”
The guest list included only the highest social stratum. Here’s this year’s hot couple posing happily just moments before the melee broke out.
The Whaleses
I always thought he could do better, myself. I tried introducing him to some of those delightful Marsh women and their cousin, that Munn woman, but it was a no-go. And why? The girl is clearly talented.
Olivia Munn be desperate
and desperate. But then, many of us remember the last big family party, when she and her cousin Ralsa broke up the dance floor back in ’08.
Click over the jump for a roundup of the other Cthelebrity guests. Get your partying in now, people. Remember, the Crapture is coming!
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