In a primarily Relativist culture, we are often faced with the difficulty of acknowledging and expressing the equality of all faiths, no matter how loopy, unproductive or just plain unfashionable they may be. This service, by the Frantics, has finally answered the great question which lies at the heart of all religions:
in an imperfect world where the message of the divine is often difficult for us to hear, just exactly how do we completely cover our asses?
Headbutts by angry gay midget tag teams? HeteroFuel supplements? Ladies and gentlemen, this has gone too far.
Here is the raw video of Donnie Davies’ appearance on MTV and the confrontation with Joey Oglesby, the rumoured imposter. It includes shocking footage the network has tried to suppress.
At the time of this post, there had been only four views of this video; don’t let this go the way of God Hates a Fag. Paste it in your blogs, in your websites, play it in your iPods and on your campus television stations. UPDATE: Ooopsie, too late. UPDATED UPDATE: It’s back for the moment, and re-installed.
Watch this video of Todd Quillen defending himself against charges he’s Donnie Davies instead:
and this video investigation by some Web mythbusters, which includes the shocking footage of Joey Oglesby from the video which has been removed.
And for those of you who say I’m taking this too seriously, you need to back off; I was born this way, I can’t help myself sometimes.
We all just need to back up Donnie Davies and lend him a hand.
A touching tribute to a fallen fruit; bruised but unbowed. And, as always, everyone knows that the best thing about her is her bread, although she was no stranger to a good sandwich. Stolen from Defamer.
This scene, from Absolutely Fabulous, is the single best hallucination scene ever recorded.
Sure, when I got shot up with morphine I saw angels surfing on the rays of the setting sun over English Bay which was certainly odd, particularly given that my room had no windows, but not really out of the ordinary for me. Lady Penelope sitting on my legs and Richard E. Grant howling to the four winds about how he turned gay because he wasn’t man enough for me and I broke his heart: that would have been noteworthy.
But it would have been Gabriel Byrnein my hallucination.
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