Well, I AM the greatest. But I don’t think they had Ruffian on this, so what the hell kind of a quiz is that? Sexism!
Stolen from kstafford @ TheAspiringHorseplayer. I would, for the record, so TOTALLY have been Ruffian.
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Say hello to the Olm salamander. Although this lovely amphibious creature lives only in caves underground, it reminds me of the fabled and 100% aquatic Tully Monster of Illinois.
This delightful creature is the deadliest underground predator in the entire nation of Slovenia. Also known as the human fish for its eerie resemblance to a scrawny, pale person, the Olm salamander can live to 100 and go ten years without eating, two more things it has in common with the Olsen Twins.
A great example of the intrinsic supercoolosity of the underwater world. You’ve probably seen the octopus at the end before, because it was all over the net two years ago (and on Pharyngula last year) but it’s worth watching again. The part with the mating squid explains so much, don’t you think?
Bear porn.
You know you want it. It makes you feel dirty and all tingly inside, and the rougher and rawer it is, the better you like it. Here, in lieu of a real, effort-taking blog post (since I’m currently under the weather and, it feels like, Mount Olympus as well) is a random selection of naked, underage panda bears in compromising positions for your amusement.
and the immortal nekkid kiddie panda bear wrestling vid:
bonus hawt teenage panda-bear-on-panda-bear action:
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