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quiz: who will you be in the year 1400?

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By way of dating site OkCupid and Sir John Mandeville (with whom I, apparently, have much in common) on the blog of Geoffrey Chaucer, here is the “Who will you be in 1400” quiz.

Actually, I was. Scary.

The Knight
You scored 28% Cardinal, 48% Monk, 38% Lady, and 59% Knight!
You are the hero. Brave and bold. You are strong and utterly selfless. You are also a pawn to your superiors and will be lucky if you live very long. If you survive the Holy wars you are thrust into you will be praised for your valor and opportunities both romantic and financial will become available to you.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 99% on Cardinal
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You scored higher than 99% on Monk
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You scored higher than 99% on Lady
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You scored higher than 99% on Knight

Link: The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test written by KnightlyKnave on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

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over Anna Nicole’s dead body: hawt Howard K Stern and Larry Birkhead slash!

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Anna Nicole Smith Larry Birkenhead Howard K SternYep, this story has officially jumped the shark. From Defamer comes the prescription drug and Slim Fast buzz busting news that some twisted and damned soul out there has taken it upon his/her/its self to serve the needs of the golddigging babydaddy porn community and produce this little masterpiece(of shit).

Enjoy?

Howard K. Stern kept staring at lLarry until Larry became very
uncomfortable.  “What are you looking at, punkhead?” Larry yelled out
towards Howard’s direction.  “I am looking at a man I would llove to see
naked,” Howard answered aggressively.  Larry thought Howard was joking so he
made no further comment.

Howard added, “So, what do you say?  Like to strip for me, loverboy?  I bet
I am bigger than you?”  Larry felt challenged, even though he was the
shorter of the two.

“I am bigger than you,” Larry churped.

Yes, it really is shocking. Stuff like that should never be posted to the internet; this was just completely irresponsible and offensive and there is no excuse for it. Someone should be arrested!

For the spelling.

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Mooseball!!!

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See, North Americans love soccer too! We just play it differently.

The funniest thing about this video is the way the moose gets so pissed off when the ball gets caught in a shrub. You just know that as he stomped away he was cursing that shrub and muttering moorosely.
via Defamer, the Hollywood Gossip site. And no, I don’t know why they went with this when they could have posted Helen Mirren reading lines from Borat, but oh well.

Webjunk, from whence Defamer stole it, has helpfully provided a translation of the anguished dog’s commentary.

“You are ruining my life. Stop it stop it!!! Why? This is all I have. Oh sh*t, dude you are stepping on my tail. Oh – that’s better. Hey Moose, stop. Please, that has my scent on it. Make him stop, I will never leave it outside again. Kill me. Kill me. Why?”

That said, we are huge dog lovers (no, we are not Korean) and we find this hilarious. Is it because the pain is so real?

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tag clouds improve visibility

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which, to the daughter of a pilot such as mine fine self, is counterintuitive in the extreme, but there ya go. The world don’t make no sense. Deal.

So here, without further ado, is the tag cloud that engtech rigged up for us WordPress users. I could paste this into a page, but what the heck, it’s not dynamic anyway, and nobody ever reads my pages except bitter Midwesterners and confused Bristolliacs.

Tag clouds, if you’re not finding the concept listed on the Weather Channel, are indices of the tags/categories used on a blog, with the size of each directly proportional to the number of uses of the tag. I had no idea I posted about politics this much!

By the way, I didn’t tag this with every tag that’s relevant, because that would be spamming the tag system, and we all know how I hate that. At least, those who crossed me once and now have to keep changing their names, yeah: they know how I hate that.

That this particular version of the tag cloud is all overlappy-like is on the one hand a bug, but on the other a perfect metaphor. You doubt? Read more of this blog and all will become clear.

Tag me, bay-bee!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                             

Created by WordPress.com Tag Cloud Generator by //engtech

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Judith Regan at the Bunny Ranch

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Judith Regan at the Bunny Ranch

As Jesus’ General points out, it looks like Judith has had to pursue alternative career paths since her historic and histrionic flameout over the OJ I Did So Do It But Rupert Says I’m Not Allowed to Tell You debacle. She and Heidi could tag-team as a novelty cougar act, come to think of it.

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