quiz: if you were actually important, who would you be?

Ah, the answer I was expecting. All things in time, mortals; all things in time.

You scored as Ruler of the World. Well, it’s almost as good as mine. Congratulations, and I hope you manage to assassinate everyone else who got this result.

Ruler of the World
 
100%
Homeless Guy
 
53%
Jesus – Wanna Be
 
47%
Jesus
 
40%
Stoner
 
33%
The next Hitler
 
27%

If you were actually important, who would you be?
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THEY ARE WATCHING!

The military/industrial complex loves me, this I know, for Tony Blair tells me so. Terrorists to him belong: they are weak but he is strong.

Sound familiar?

THEY are watching!

Look familiar?

Never Forget

Never forget: we once walked on our own two feet instead of on our knees.

Britney Spears loses her artistic integrity

Britney Spears loses all artistic integrity. Okay, let me start over. Britney Spears fucks Pepsi over to make mega-yen advertising Go Go Tea Soda in Japan.

stolen from Japanprobe, which has more examples.

comment o’ the day: badhatharry on Defamer

This is poetry. Sheer poetry.

So if you call one person fat that offends all fat people? When I call someone an idiot, does the entire Bush Administration cry?

best presents in history: dick in a box and box in a box

Justin Timberlake, something tells me you just might get lucky…and this time, with a girl who can sing, too! Here are the best-matched Christmas presents since O. Henry‘s great short story, Gift of the Magi.

This is a video response to Timberlake’s SNL video Dick in a Box, which you can see in its uncensored glory here. “Backstage at the CMA’s,” I mean, WTF???

And now, Box in a Box:

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