operation global media domination: victory!

Seriously, you have no idea how important!

Welcome, the curious and unbanned.

TIAWell it took them long enough.

On the other hand, it’s palpably quite a lot better for hits than NOT being banned, so I won’t complain too much. Yes, today Gawker, Defamer, Gridskipper, Consumerist, et al, al, in fact, of Nick Denton‘s bloggy empire, joined the illustrious ranks of … hell, what WAS the name of that fan board? Only Orlando Plus! that’s right, thanks to the editors of Gawker they now stand side by side with a defunct Orlando Bloom and Viggo Mortensen fansite.

They have banned me.

I should probably be hurt by being called “stunningly unfunny” by the people who write TO DO, blog pet cuteness stakes, and Unsolicited, who are, as you can see from their posts, experts on the subject, but strangely, I am not. (I do cop to the ubiquity, though. Yep, they so totally nailed me there. ETA comma abuse: they didn’t even mention comma abuse!)

And today, I am up a significant percentage in hits. To the Twin Hermiones (and Balk) I say thank you. And good-bye.

Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
(will miss Defamer though; that’s gonna hurt!)

PS: Update here. Being unbanned is nowhere near as good as being banned, hitwise. I’ll try to make the best of it.

happy politically incorrect holiday!

Louis Farakhan's Christmas Album!

Let no man, woman, child, trannie, or genderless cleric say raincoaster is PC. We are multiculti and equal-opportunity offensive here on the ol’ raincoaster blog, and here’s the proof. This just may be the most offensive Charlie Brown Christmas spoof ever recorded. Even I hesitated to post this one, but it’s just too roll on the floor hilariously offensive to keep to myself. I want all my friends to join me in outraged and barely-suppressed guffaws.

Ladies and gentlemen, be warned. Here it is in all its motherfucking glory: A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa! Do NOT say we didn’t warn you.

“Charlie Brown, of all the motherfuckers on Earth, you da motherfuckingest.”

“Another motherfucking nickel. Whoo, somebody didn’t get their welfare check today!”

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quiz: how much do you want the terrorists to win

Yeah, baby! Another predictable result. Do you get the feeling I just don’t post quizzes that don’t support my self-image? That’d be a big Well Duh! Any quiz that says “45% of people got this result” is automatically off my list. I am so NOT about the near-majority opinion.

Stole this from Pharyngula, btw.

Your ‘Do You Want the Terrorists to Win’ Score: 98%

 

 

You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, “blame America first”-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day…. in Guantanamo!

Do You Want the Terrorists to Win?
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pic o’ the day: fossilized fairy

This genuine antique fossilized fairy from the collection of Takeshi Yamada is the kind of thing that throws Pharyngula and his fellow godless Darwinian crusaders into a frenzy. No doubt the heirs of Arthur Conan Doyle will be purchasing this irrefutable proof of the ancient existence of fairies, should it ever appear at Christie’s or Sotheby’s.

Fairy Fossil by Takeshi Yamada

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quote o’ the day: Thomas Jefferson, on power

from Vivian Paige.

“I know no safe depositary of the ultimate powers of the society but the people themselves; and if we think them not enlightened enough to exercise their control with a wholesome discretion, the remedy is not to take it from them, but to inform their discretion by education. This is the true corrective of abuses of constitutional power.”

–Thomas Jefferson, 1820