I don’t know what they’re smoking across the pond, but it’s gotta be pretty strong. From Norway to Zakynthos, tourists are endangering hundreds of human lives.

Where is the outrage???

An airline issued a “zero tolerance” warning today after a spate of bad behaviour by sun-seeking Britons.

Thomas Cook Airlines staff have already had to deal with passengers turning up drunk for check-in, making jokes about bombs in luggage, refusing to sit for take-off and smoking in toilets.

In the most serious incident, a passenger opened the door of a Boeing 757 as it pulled up at Zakynthos Airport last Thursday.

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A bus carrying 40 elderly French tourists toppled into a ditch by a motorway in central Norway on Tuesday after passengers demanded the driver get closer to a moose grazing by the roadside so they could take snapshots, police said.
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The injured woman was examined at the local hospital and the motorway was briefly shut down. The moose, which was unharmed, was seen skipping away into the forest, Kaapvik added.

I’ll tell you exactly where the outrage is: it’s at home watching reruns, and it’s not getting up off the sofa for this, for lo, the lives endangered were in both cases only those of other tourists.

You say “tragic accident,” I say “cull.”