what happened…?

Some of you may be wondering what happened. I even received a rather worried email, subject line “ONE post???”.

Here, for those of you who were not there, is what happened:

Negroni

1oz Plymouth gin

1oz Campari

1oz red Cinzano vermouth

Well, it happened five times and a draft pint of Strongbow happened once. Negronis are the prettiest of all cocktails, but as I said, they are like playing with God’s remote control when you can’t read what the buttons do. Christian Brando had three and shot his sister’s lover. I had five and ended up drunkenly emailing an Eric Stoltz sighting to Defamer (who laughed at me, thanks Mark!) and instead of flirting with the biggest flirt on the planet, I went into chat and bored him senseless with my exciting plans for my new CSS design!

No wonder I can’t get laid. I ignore Eric Stoltz and bore all of the rest of them.

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just another Saturday night…

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

I love that max saw this and instantly thought of me.

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the Sodomobile pays a visit to Fred Phelps

Michael Moore and his merry band of fags pay a visit to the homophobiest preacher the US has ever produced. Stolen from here which is a site I got to because Alexa told me someone on that page linked to my blog…which no-one did. The innernet works in mysterious ways.

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quiz: are you Jen or Angelina?

I don’t really care, as long as I get to sleep with Brad Pitt for awhile.


You Are More Like Angelina Jolie


Bad girl with a heart of gold.

You are smart, sexy, and strong willed.

You aren’t against stealing another girl’s man…

If he’s better off with you!

Are You More Like Jennifer or Angelina?

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female porn

What do women want? This, baby. Throw in the ability not to backseat drive and you’ve got the perfect man.

From Al Lowe via MasterCowfish.

Female porn

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