“saw this and thought of you”

My friends send me the sweetest little notes. The packages they’re attached to, however…

Presenting the Mad Scientist Laughing Contest, from Helsinki, Finland, proud home to one of the highest rates of Seasonal Affective Disorder in the world. Here, we can see the tragic consequences.

Walken to dial down the weird

Walken plays pool just like you, and when he's done he makes gold records!It’ll be a blow to his longtime fans, but cinematic icon and soul-blackened master of the bizarre Christopher Walken is to take on the most challenging role of his career.

In a complete reversal of his normal role-seeking priorities, Walken has chosen a character who, despite an outward appearance of berserk, orgiastic hedonism, actually possesses the soul of a retired bee-keeper in the Cotswolds.

Christopher Walken is to play Ozzy Ozbourne. Defamer has the rest:

Motley Crue lead singer Vince Neil told ABC News Radio in an exclusive interview that the 63-year-old Oscar-winning actor will make a cameo appearance as Osbourne in “The Dirt,” a movie based on the band’s controversial 2001 autobiography…

…other stars are going to appear in the film as rock stars, including Val Kilmer as David Lee Roth.

Both of those men are going to have to dial the weird RIGHT DOWN in order to play these rock gods. And, I imagine, they’ll be blowing off a lot of pent-up steam with the extras later.

Play safe, boys! Rough play with airborne blood particles must only take place in a properly tarped zone…

Operation Global Media Domination: ATTENTION READERS!!!

Michael J. Fox, foxWhichever one of you came here through a search for “why michael j. fox pleasures his fans,” you need to talk to me, baby.

What did you hear, when did you hear it, who has he pleasured, and, most importantly, how is he?

< tastelessness > some of us have been looking for a way to combine the perfect man and the perfect vibrator for a very long time < / endtastelessness >

PSA: Brunch for Breast Cancer

Save These 

Brunch For Breast Cancer
The ‘Save These’ Girls Calendar Launch Party

(the must-give Christmas present this year)

May 1st 2006. Halifax Nova Scotia.
Four amazing Canadian men in the spirit and passion for the cause set off on an epic 8000 km longboarding trip across Canada raising money and awareness for a cure to this insidious disease.

Push for the Cure (Carlos Koppen, Benjamin Jordan, Rob Lewis and Aaron Jackson) has heightnened awareness in a unique way.

They have brought home a realisation and deeper understanding in men for the much-loved women in their lives. In addition to raising over $40,000 for the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation.

October 9th 2006. Vancouver BC. Poppy D, freelance photographer and friends welcome them with fundraising events and a showcase/auction of the unique and beautiful images, The ‘Save These’ Girls.

October 16th The ‘Save These’ Girls calender is born. 12 images 12 months and the “must give” Christmas present of the year.

November 12th, You’re cordially invited to join us for the launch party ‘Brunch for Breast Cancer’. Meet the girls, buy the calendar, view the exhibit, and enjoy the divine cuisine and terroir of Cassis Bistro.

Dress for the this fun and social afternoon soire of Brunch and Bucks Fizz!

The “save these” calender will be on display at Cassis Bistro for the next month.

Launch Party Details:

When: Sunday November 12th, 12-6pm

Where: Cassis Bistro, 420 W.Pender

RSVP: Poppy D 778.316.2545
      Mark Graham 778.322.9474

Websites: poppyd.mosaicglobe.com
www.pushforthecure.com
www.cassisvancovuer.com

pic o’ the day: Borat on the cover of Vanity Fair

This one’s a real eye-ripper, straight from the folks at Fishbowl NY. Blame them, although I think the titles are straight outta CondeNasty.

Borat on VF. Is good, yes? What means, 'Aieeeee, my eyes, my eyes?'