just in time for Halloween

Jack O'LanternThis is one of those unfairly neglected posts that are clicked once and then forgotten. A moving work of art by the team responsible for Chad Vader, Night Shift Manager, this piece suffered earlier by being somewhat ahead of its time.

That time has now come.

Behold The Life and Death of a Pumpkin, by some Wisconsonian guys channelling Bergman.

Daniel Radcliffe, dirty dawg!!!

Wait till JK Rowling finds out about this!!!

On the other hand, rowr!

Mariko Takahashi’s Poodle Fitness Video

The most infamous fitness video of all time, and that includes the porn ones.

This is what William Wegman would have done, had he taken a hit of acid and channelled the spirit of Eva Gabor. And Dali, watching, would have spooged all over himself in spasmodic glee.

From JapanProbe:

101 most influential imaginary friends

my imaginary friend can beat up your imaginary friend. No, really he can.Having read this USA Today list (which I came to via Fark) I must say it’s pretty solid, even though they leave off, through an entirely understandable wish not to be firebombed, the names of a lot of imaginary religious characters. One correction, however, seems absolutely neccessary:

Big Brother is no longer imaginary.

1. The Marlboro ManBush doublespeak

2. Big Brother

3. King Arthur

4. Santa Claus (St. Nick)

5. Hamlet

6. Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster

7. Siegfried

8. Sherlock Holmes

9. Romeo and Juliet

10. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

Read the rest of the list here. But know that they will be watching you…

Big Brother

my new anthem: Bowie and Reznor: I’m afraid of Americans