You just can’t keep a bad ex-candidate down. Yes, the Dan Quayle of Alaska is back, with a retro holiday special sure to bring a tear to the eye.
from Jimmy Kimmel via SeriouslyOMG
Category Archives: Entertainment
I don’t know who he is but he should call me
Seriously. Louis CK, whoever the hell he is, should call me. We could hook up. It would be a good thing for the universe.
an antidote to clotted sanctimony
of which there has been an excess on teh intarwebs this week. This should blow that right out of the water; a little video from the creators of the Spongmonkeys and their smash hit “We Like The Moon” this one could perhaps be described as a type of hedgehog-based performance art thesaurus for low rent porn writers.
Do I need to tell you? NSFW.
Especially if you turn the volume up very, very loud.
China’s Great Humanitarian Effort
At last, a xenophobic nation better known for adulterating its baby food with poisons, executing protesters, and replacing its adorable little singing girls with adorabler little lip-synching girls has passed a law that is truly a service to humanity.
They’ve outlawed mimes.
From the Guardian:
Singers who lip-synch or musicians who pretend to play their instruments twice or more in a two-year period, face having their business licences revoked.
Only professional performers will be covered, which will presumably mean the country’s most celebrated case of faking it – at the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics – would be exempt.
Nine-year-old Lin Miaoke was lauded around the world for her performance of Ode to the Motherland at the event. But it later emerged she was miming to a recording made by Yang Peiyi, aged seven . Officials replaced the younger girl because they judged Miaoke more photogenic.
This is progress indeed! Why, any day now they’re going to ban rat poison in restaurant meals! Or maybe just reporting on rat poison in restaurant meals.
Quiz: which board game are you?
Fact is, I loathe bored games. I dropped an entire group of friends because the only time they get together is to play bored games, and if there’s one thing I detest it’s getting 20 minutes into a strategy in an unfamiliar situation when suddenly someone says, “Oh, did I forget to tell you? Clovers are trumps!” or whatever. Sure, most murders have alcohol as a motivating factor, but I’m inclined to believe that bored games are #2 and closing.
Nonetheless, this result does make sense. Just ask my boss:
You Are Boggle |
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You’re able to dig deep and think outside the box to get things done. You are a non linear thinker. You don’t like following directions You draw your inspiration from the strangest places sometimes. You’re constantly inspired. |
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