quiz: which French stereotype are you?

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I AM THE SNOOTY WAITER! Which French Stereotype Are You?
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Rav Jousting: Knights on cars vid o’ the day

There are no words for this…it makes insanity look like accountancy.

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it’s No Name-Calling Week, mofos!

Poetic Insult, you maroonz! 

Indeed, in the topsy-turvey, through-the-looking-glass world which is New Jersey, it has been officially declared No Name-Calling Week.

Naturally, this set us to thinking, here at the ol’ raincoaster blog. It set us to thinking that this was a concept upon which we could improve. It, along with this post from TAN, well really it, the post from TAN, this post from Lori, and the proven fact that insults, ire, and sheer poopyheadedness generate more comments than reason or normalcy, set us to thinking that we could have some fun with the comments section this week.

It’s Name-Calling Week, fuckerz!

Do your best. Comments which do not include at least one name-calling incident and which aren’t of sufficient mind-boggling stone cold merit to earn a pass from me will have a point deleted from the commenter’s score. All commenters start with zero points, and you earn one for each insult. I, as the Price Waterhouse Cooper of the contest, am exempt and so, for obvious reasons, are serious comment threads.

May the worst mouth win.

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quiz: which Lord of the Rings/Alice in Wonderland character are you?

Yeah, I’m reaching a bit with this one. It’s not tremendously recherche, and the chances are that every fanboy and Figwit-lover has already posted it on their Livejournal, but still, there is a compelling reason for posting this.

It makes me look totally cool.

You scored as Frodo Baggins.

Frodo Baggins
90%
Gimli
90%
Eowyn of Rohan
87%
Peregrin Took (Pippin)
80%
Gandalf the Grey
73%
Meriadoc Brandybuck (Merry)
73%
Aragorn
73%
Saruman the White
70%
Legolas
67%
Galadriel
57%
Arwen of Rivendell
53%
Gollum
53%
Samwise Gamgee
47%
Boromir
33%

Which Lord of the Rings character are you most like?
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Whereas this does not:

You scored as Tweedle Dee & Dum. Yes, you’re both – because they’re exactly the same. You’re quite dumb, and blatantly oblivious to most things going on around you. You love to tell stories and screw around. You’re loveable, but sometimes extremely annoying.

Tweedle Dee & Dum
81%
Alice
75%
The Mad Hatter
69%
White Rabbit
56%
Cheshire Cat
56%
Queen of Hearts
50%
Caterpillar
50%

Which Alice in Wonderland Character are YOU?
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quiz: which of the Ancient Greek Muses are you?

Polyhymnia 

And so we continue on Intellectual Day, here at the ol’ raincoaster blog. This quiz reminds me of the time one of the guys at the station on Barney Miller was giving a costume party and Wojo wanted to go. “Great,” said Dietrich. “It’s Come As Your Favorite 4th-Century BC Philosopher.” Of course, I would have to be ahead of my time…by about two centuries.

You scored as Polyhymnia. You are Polyhymnia, the muse of sacred poetry. Religion is the biggest part of your life, and you’re not afraid to let everyone else know. You are kind of shy and not great at letting people know who you really are.

Polyhymnia
88%
Thalia
81%
Erato
69%
Calliope
69%
Terpischore
69%
Clio
63%
Melpomene
63%
Euterpe
63%
Urania
50%

Thalia...but she's weirder looking than Polyhymnia, so I had to use her instead

Which of the Greek Muses are you?
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