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Day of the Ninja: how to become a ninja

As we here at the ol’ raincoaster blog have noted, December 5th is the Day of the Ninja. You may wish to ninjafy yourself, or you may wish to ninja-proof yourself (as if such a thing can be done!) in preparation for the dread event.

Our sympathies, naturally, lie much more towards the Squid quadrant of the Grid of Alignment (Squid, Pirate, Ninja, Robot) than the Ninja quadrant, but we provide the following How To Become A Ninja chart as a public service to our readers.

Click to enlarge. And: Don’t say we never did nuthin for ya.

Ninja

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your weekend Cthulhu update

  1. that Cthulhu tee is $39!!! so it’s not going to be in my dresser drawers any time soon, alas.
  2. My friend Lorenzo is firmly of the opinion that the blow that did the most damage was the cry “It’s an old lady!”
  3. there was a third thing, but I can’t remember it and have only four minutes and thirty seconds left on this computer. But it was funny. Really
  4. Check the Cthulhu tag or read Archie’s blog to satiate your demented Cthulhu desires.

Zombie preparedness: the video

Stolen from CommonCraft via DigitalDoodles and DarrenBarefoot.

Sure, it’s a little late, but when it comes to zombie attack preparedness, better late than never. Also, are you prepared for December 5th? It’s Ninja Action Day. Don’t leave it to the last minute: lay in your ninja, zombie or pirate supplies now, according to your loyalties. If any. When zombies attack, it’s every tentacled being from beyond the star spaces for herself!

Lolgoth #22: invizible corncob

invizible corncob

Sorry, source lost in the mists of time. If this is you, drop me a comment. I mean, you might as well; who can tell, under all that makeup? Oprah???