Category Archives: Generation X

Apache!

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Some days the world makes even less sense than usual and you are left with three choices: fight it, float with it, or forward the agenda of mindless insanity that bubbles forth from the accursed, lipless mouth of the blind idiot god Azathoth at the heart of all things.

Guess which we picked!

Ladies and gentlemen: Tommy Seebach and his Danish disco dancers!

and no, they’re not actually topless but it sure can be hard to tell on these old kinescopes, eh?

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quiz: which hitman are you?

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For max, because I couldn’t find a La Femme Nikita quiz. Maybe because she kept killing all the other characters?


Which hitman are you?

 

You are Vincent Vega.The coolest hitman of all time.Your style is almost as important as your work ethic. You arent afraid to question authority. But your smart enough to keep your mouth shut. You are the coolest motherfucker this side of Memphis!
Take this quiz!

 

 

 

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you say tomato, I say tomahto; you say botox, I say botulinum toxin type A

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Botox, yo

A doctor in Las Vegas has been arrested for injecting into the faces of his unsuspecting patients a derivative of the deadly botulism toxin.

He has admitted injecting the patients, who came for Botox treatments, with paralyzing shots of botulinum toxin type A instead of the Botox for which they had paid. Sounds like a pretty open-and-shut case, eh?

Except for one thing: Botox is botulinum toxin type A.

It’s just the trademarked version, the brand name version. It is the same exact substance.

So what this case comes down to is, they paid for the paralytic facial neurotoxin version of Louis Vuitton and instead got the paralytic facial neurotoxin Louis Vutton. How embarrassing, to have a knockoff face!

I cynically predict it will not go to court when the patients realize their names will be part of the public record. Charges dropped in exchange for free treatments, you’ll see. Hey, counterfeit youth is addictive, as John Wyndham knew.

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white and nerdy, in lego, yo!

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Yo, yo! Y’all aren’t gonna b’leev this, up frum tha street:

For context, please see Weird Al’s White and Nerdy (backup dancing by Donny Osmond).

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Indiana Jones versus Brian Jones

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An immortal hero versus a dead rock god? No contest, baby. Indy takes it going away. Highly educational infographic from Tanya, who quite sensibly calls the contest the same way I do. If only all schools had access to charticles like these, eh?

Indiana Jones versus Brian Jones

For more Indianization, check out Indiana Jones and the Call of Cthulhu (an updated classic! Cthulhu and Indy, together again for the first time) and
our two Which Indiana Jones Character Are You Quizzes.

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