Category Archives: Generation X

quiz: which Indiana Jones character are you?

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There seems to be a slight difference of opinion among these quiz-type things. I mean, hey, if you can’t trust anonymous internet quiz-builders, who can you trust?

Check it out below. To really get your Indy on, do the quizzes and finish off by checking out our own dear, sweet re-edit job: Indiana Jones and the Call of Cthulhu.


Which Indiana Jones Character are You

Indiana Jones

You are Indiana Jones the King of all Crusaders
Take this quiz!

Now, you cannot tell me that 55% of quiz-taking Myspacers are Indiana Jones inside. No way. That’s just too arrogant. But this…this is going too far.

You are a Victim!
Congratulations! You are most like a Victim, an unfortunate being always in constant need of Indiana Jones’ help. Although it sucks to be the Victim, your helplessness plays a vital role to the Indiana Jones of the world because he/she can save your sad behind from cannibals and hunters.

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Sex and the City and the Matrix?

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I must have missed that episode. Tell me, dear reader, would Carrie Bradshaw and Neo not have the dumbest, most perfectly styled baby of all time? Also, if that ain’t Laurence Fishburne, who the fuck is it? I recognize the White Rabbit.

Stolen from Cat’s blog.

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web zen: R.A.W. zen

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You want Zen?

You can’t handle Zen, motherfucker.

who is cadeveo, yo

Whatever you call them, you are wrong.
Whatever they call you, they are wrong.

 

Now, dear one, tell me: where do you call to? And to whom?
The true call is silent and there is no misunderstanding it
once your ears are tuned to hear it.

by Waking the Midnight Sun

channeling the late, lamented and demented Robert Anton Wilson

Who is RAW?

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Transformers Mister Potatohead: Optimash Prime

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Ten bucks? How is this not sold out yet? Why, it’s almost as clever as Darth Tater!

Optimash Prime

 

He’s modeled more on the 80’s cartoon Optimus than the version we’ll see in theaters soon — and yes, we’re going, even if Michael Bay is a no-talent clown — and he even comes with a mini semi-truck, just in case you forgot what he looks like when he’s not, you know, a potato.

From Uncrate, via the unexpectedly rich vein of commenter gold on Defamer.

 

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Indiana Jones and the Call of Cthulhu: complete text

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Cthulhu motivational poster

What do you people think? Is he going after Cthulhu this time?

It’s just too bloody perfect, you know. The protagonist in The Call of Cthulhu was an aging archaeologist with a reputation for doing things his own way. With his trusty buddy, Inspector Legrasse, he crosses the globe, attempting to puzzle out the mysterious connection between a precious religious artifact, a cannibalistic cult of Louisiana swamp dwellers, and a vicious tribe of Greenland Esquimaux.

Blowing away forever all pretence to cool I may once have possessed, I have re-edited Howard Phillips Lovecraft‘s immortal Gothic tale The Call of Cthulhu, and placed at its heart a certain Midwestern academic who is, himself, no stranger to the strange.

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Indiana Jones and the Call of Cthulhu: complete text by raincoaster

Also: Indy in a hat. Still hawt?

indy

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