And what are YOU looking at?
Do you ever feel like this? I always feel like this. Realizations such as this are the circumstances which led to the invention of the expression “FML.”
Gossip linkies over the jump, just because I’m tired of seeing them all on the front page, plus I don’t want Our Overlords of Teh Googlewebz to get angry with me.
Blond Bond cleans up well
Yay, I finally found a reason to like Blond Bond. This little video is aweome.
Finally, some relief from the tsunami of tsheen this week.
Liveblogging morphine (raincoaster)
Charlie Sheen in the New Yorker (Lolebrity)
State of Grace (Ayyyy)
Mush! Mush! (ManoloFood)
Universal Studios > Cthulhu??? (AgentBedhead)
Jennifer Aniston’s video is viral the way herpes is (BusyBeeBlogger)
Job opportunity of the year for a gossip blogger (CelebDirtyLaundry)
RIP OD (CelebritySmack)
REM RT (CelebrityVIPLounge)
WINNING! photoshops (CityRag)
SO FAR, Demi. So far… (DailyStab)
Adele is pro-gossip (DippedInCream)
Everybody but me has a book deal and a sex tape (EarSucker)
Three planets that size make a solar plexus system (FitFabCeleb)
Remember Lily Allen? (GirlsTalkinSmack)
One gets Africa, one gets New York? (HaveUHeard)
Aw man, don’t bling that thing! (HollywoodHiccups)
They have country music in Belgium? (INeedMyFix)
Roseanne Barr and Charlie Sheen? (MathewGuiver)
KFed/FedX Xpands (PoorBritney)
“Country Music’s newest star” (PopBytes)
TURBAN SIGHTING!!! (TheSkinny)
Bikini baby bump (TheSkinnyChic)
Image via Wikipedia
How do you solve a problem like Charlie Sheen? You can’t, because he’s so epically winning, right? BOOM! But you can try to come a bit closer to understanding him if you run him through a few filters first; it’s like watching an eclipse. The sheer awesomenosity could blind you if you didn’t apply some filters. So here is Jimmy Kimmel‘s interpretation of the Sheen interview, with visuals starring that other Charlie.
And since this post has already been user-tested for celebrity gossip addict appeal, here are your gossip links for Wednesday:
Baby on Board (raincoaster)
Nicole Kidman could use a sammich (Lolebrity)
London Fashion Week is for the birds (Ayyyy)
I scream! (ManoloFood)
He should fit right in with Lindsay and Gadaffi (AgentBedhead)
Charlie Sheen too busy winning to retain custody of his kids (BusyBeeBlogger)
Justin Bieber sells out to rich witch doctor? (CelebDirtyLaundry)
A simple summit with Lady Gaga (CelebritySmack)
Robert Pattinson cheats on Tai (CelebVIPLounge)
Babies: totally Team Coco (CityRag)
Katie “Sue” Holmes (DailyStab)
Kim Kardashian, Saviour of Autotune (Earsucker)
Save Oprah! (FitFabCeleb)
Another sign Russia is in desperate straights (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Oh man, the ski lobby hates celebrities (HaveUHeard)
ScarJo publicly toejobs Sean Penn (INeedMyFix)
Oh Em Jee, the Oscars are about to get awesome (MathewGuiver)
Britney’s V shots (PoorBritney)
Sad Mugshot Xtina is sad (PopBytes)
Amanda Seyfried’s magically transforming Doc Martens (TheSkinny)
Five Angels, only two backsides among them (TheSkinnyChic)
Image by Getty Images via @daylife
How awesome is this video of Dave Grohl teaching Tenacious D’s Kyle Gass how to write a hit song? It’s AWESOMELY AWESOME, that’s how awesome. “White people dance to the lyrics” is a gem which should go down in history.
Was that awesome enough for ya? Just in case it wasn’t, you can read our awesome gossip links too. That should take care of that nasty “free time”.
Angela Lansbury murders her whiskey (lolebrity)
Today in WTF (raincoaster)
Shoe horns and corn links (Ayyyy)
A toast to toast! (Manolofood)
Helen Mirren will kick your ass (AgentBedhead)
Still life with cocktails? WHERE’S MY INVITATION? (BusyBeeBlogger)
Justin Bieber gets waxed! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
The Man with the Golden Reality Show (CelebritySmack)
But was Timberlake naked, too? (CelebVIPLounge)
The Cougar Report (Cougared)
Mazel Tov, Alyssa Milano (DailyStab)
This is why Britney still has more money than you do (Earsucker)
Colin Firth is shameless (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Bieber buzzed (GossipTeen)
Lady Gaga is impervious to weather (HaveUHeard)
Billy Ray Cyrus is kittenwhipped (INeedMyFix)
Britney’s video fallout (PoorBritney)
Faye Dunaway flies coach, gets punk’d (PopBytes)
Kate Beckinsale uses her boobs as a pet carrier? (TheSkinny)
Baby Spice 4.0 on the way (SkinnyChic)
He sees all. He smells all.
I always KNEW that someone was watching me.
Now that we’re already in the toilet, how about some gossip links?
Zachary Quinto has a message for young people (Lolebrity)
Who won the fashion wars? (Ayyyy)
The St Valentine’s Day Massacre/Roundup (raincoaster)
The most perfect food in the world, in 926 words (ManoloFood)
Charlie Sheen pulls an Edith Piaf (AgentBedhead)
You know, I’d pay good money to watch her in the UFC ring (BusyBeeBlogger)
Tila Tequila has gone Amish on us (CelebDirtyLaundry)
In fairness, I’d snub Avril Lavigne too (CelebritySmack)
Wait till Shia LaBeouf hears about this! (CelebVIPLounge)
I don’t blame him: EVERYONE hates Daleks (CityRag)
Your straight boyfriend will care about this story (DailyStab)
Jessica Simpson is as spontaneous as a NASA rocket launch (Earsucker)
Anne Hathaway wears support hose! (FitFabCeleb)
Celebrity fashion week (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Gosh, Emma Watson, lay off the ‘roids! (GossipTeen)
Lance Armstrong has had more comebacks than Cher (HaveUHeard)
A bunch of Yanks at the Brit Awards, why? (INeedMyFix)
Britney’s leaking! (PoorBritney)
Courtney Love perfects the “Dexedrine-addicted, glamorous auntie” look (PopBytes)
Who invited HER? (TheSkinny)
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