Category Archives: horror

well, everyone ELSE is on holiday

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And the guy’s been rather overworked lately.

death takes a holiday

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quiz: what are your odds of surviving a zombie apocalypse?

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It’s best to know ahead of time and seek the proper training, don’t you think? One can’t be too careful when it comes to zombies.

Also, yes, I am being lazy today. After this past week, I have a gabillion things to catch up on so you shouldn’t expect anything original from me for a day or so. Quizzes, YouTubes, Random Thoughts. And Zombies. We’re all about the zombies lately.

zombie apocalypse

Stolen from OpenChannel in the comments on max’s celluloid blonde blog.

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if I can’t have a pony

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me wantssssssssss it, preciousssssssssssss. Isn’t it loverly?

It’ll be just the thing to wear to meetings with government funding agencies.

Bob Basset from, apparently, Y’ha-nthlei or environs, presents his latest artwork:

Cthulhu Mask front

Cthluhu Mask side

blame engtech at Internet Duct Tape for feeding my addiction!

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paging Christopher Walken…could Christopher Walken please report to the Walls of Jericho?

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Well, now it’s official. Welcome to the End Times.

With musical accompaniment.

Well, it would have musical accompaniment, if the Archangel Gabriel (or Gabe, as we like to call him) hadn’t, in a move startlingly reminiscent of (if not actually plagiarized from) Terry Pratchett‘s scene of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse getting one of their horses stolen and so becoming the Three Horsemen and one Pedestrian of the Apocalypse, actually misplaced his trumpet in Salt Lake City, triggering a terrorist alert.

The bloody Mormons, eh? And here everybody thought it was gonna be the godless atheists that brought this down.

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the joke is on you

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Patrick KnightHe who laughs last, laughs best? As jokes go, this one deserves a place in the history books.

Double murderer Patrick Knight (the Insane Cajun) achieved global fame over the past month for his quest to find the funniest joke in the world and tell it at his own execution. That execution happened last night, and here is the joke:

“I said I was going to tell a joke. Death has set me free. That’s the biggest joke.
I deserve this.”

“And the other joke is that I am not Patrick Bryan Knight and y’all can’t stop this execution now.
Go ahead, I’m finished.”

From the AP via Seattle Post-Intelligencer.

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