Well, it’s practical. This has to be the cheapest method of governmental family planning assistance of which I’ve ever seen. Truly, this is brilliant.
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mo’ momo: so you feel like shit
See, this is why you shouldn’t mess with Canadians. Because not only did we popularize the concept of brutality in team sports (there’s no “I” in “ICU!” Oh, wait…Canadians say “I” will put “U” in intensive care, “C?”) but our motivational speakers don’t natter on about lathering your positive vibes over the pectorals of the Universe or scattering the rose petals of your dreams on the cosmic winds. They just straight-out tell you what to do when you feel like shit.
Canucks do not mess around. If we’d had momo during the War of 1812, our Foreign Minister and his biker chick would be enduring CSIS‘s interrogations from their private quarters in the White House.
Flamewar Report from the Front Lines!
Hello, and welcome to the WordPress.com forums. Have you read sulz’s excellent guide to asking for help in the forums? And have you read Andy’s explanation of the differences between WordPress types and which forum to choose? And have you ensured that you are sober, of at least the intellectual level of a three-year-old beagle, and calm? No?
Alrighty then.
You must be this person:
NEED SOME HELP
CAN ANYONE HELP ME WITH MY BLOGGING? I AM TRYING TO DO A BUISNESS ON HERE AND I DONT EVEN KNOW IF I HAVE DONE THIS RIGHT? SOUNDS SILLY LOL BUT I DO NEED SOME HELP…THANKS
Posted: Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
64 Responses to “NEED SOME HELP”
1) There’s no need to shout. Please disable caps lock.
2) What sort of business? WordPress.com blogs are non-commercial.
3) If you need technical help, could you specify what’s giving you trouble?
4) What’s your url, starting with http:/ ?IM SORRY IM NOT SHOUTING …MY CAPS BUTTON IS NOT WORKING RIGHT NOW MY HUSBAND IS GETTING ME A NEW KEYBOARD RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK LOL…
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ABOUT NON COMERCIAL? I AM NEW TO ALL OF THIS SO I AM TRYING TO LEARN…I AM PROCESSING REBATES FROM HOME AND DOING A LIL ADVERTISING AS WELL
satelitetvonpc-amy.blogspot
IS THIS WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT?Yes, that’s against the rules here at WordPress.com.
If that’s your blog, you’re in the wrong forum anyway.
If I wanted to be rude, I could say something else entirely. Don’t tempt me.
You make threats, you call people names, you get treated badly. Did you not learn that in kindergarten?
Good luck. Ciao.
If you can’t stop yelling because your keyboard is stuck, what is that to us when you start swearing and threatening? I don’t think your keyboard is stuck on “fucking”.
“don’t put words in my mouth, retard.”Punctuation is so important!
I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT PEOPLE
HOMEWORKERMOM, LET IT GO AND MOVE ON!!!!! THAT’S WHAT MY MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD ME WHEN I WAS ACTING CHILDISH!
BTW: 4chan will tell you what GMTA MEANS!
Too early for popcorn, Ella.
But I’ll take a bowl of fruit :-)
@katm – sure, fruit too. Popcorn’s just so perfect with drama.
@diamond – LOL.
homeworkermom: if you’re still reading this, i think you totally misunderstood everybody here. when raincoaster said
Not here. We aren't allowed to do what you're doing, and we're not using blogspot, so nobody here will be able to help you.she was not being rude at all. first off, this is the wp.com forums, where most of us volunteers (we are not staff but volunteers who take time to help other bloggers out but only on wp.com blogs because we are using it and therefore most familiar with it) only have knowledge in wp.com blogs. you provided a blogspot blog, and we don’t use that, so rain’s point is that since we don’t use blogspot, we can’t help you.
i understand that you are trying to learn blogging, but when someone says they can’t help, it doesn’t mean they’re rude. it just means that they don’t have the right knowledge in the product you’re using.
also, i think that nobody is obligated to help you. if they refuse just go elsewhere and seek help. there are plenty of resources on the internet to help you start with blogging.
homeworkermom Member May 14th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Here you go I popped up a extra bag for you snash,
this is one the most funniest threads i’ve seen in
awhile LOLI think we should digg + stumble this thread….you know, for education purposes. :)
Rain and the rest of you have me pissing my pants. :)
At least about the digg and stumble…but plz do it on the blog post. Matt doesn’t need more hits. Operation Global Media Domination does! Kthxbai.
Oh, god. I’ve got to stop this lolspeak.
May 16th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
I’m glad I didn’t have a glass of milk while reading this.
May 16th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
i
wonder when staff will close this thread. we have had enough drama and
follow-up here and it has too much inappropriate content to be a
support thread any longer and should be moved into off-topic.just my two cents……
May 17th, 2008 at 1:41 amGood thing I just finished my glass of tea…
You crack me up rain.
I’d rather have ice cream ;)
Best. WP. Thread. EVAR.
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how to make a Dirty Martini REALLY dirty
blog fodder made easy: how to write epics!
We’ve all been there: When you open the Write Post page, the void looks also into you.
Here is the quick and dirty version of how to feed your blog on a majah scale: with EPICS! Who doesn’t like epics? They’re epic! Epically epic!
First: you need a setting. Rip one off from an existing epic and call it une hommage. We’ve got Biblical
I’ve got The Book of Murder
Now you’ll need characters, several of them. Just try to write an epic without any character! We call that a Livejournal.
‘Nuff said.
Now, if you get both the characters and the setting from the same epic, what you’ve got is a retelling (we call it “retelling” or “reworking of the archetype,” we do not call it a “ripoff” for that makes our lawyers quite defensive and we just can’t deal with that right now). And we’re not writing How To Write A Retelling here, are we? We’re talking about writing a brand-new epic! So you’ve got to steal your setting and your characters from, and this is the key, different epics, or even one epic and one Symbolist poem or one epic and an old radio drama or something. That could be good. They had the best hair on those old radio dramas.
If you still can’t find any characters you like, we recommend stealing them from this handy-dandy Characters for an Epic Tale chart from Tom Gauld (via Edenborough).
As for plot, just use one of these ready-made plot generators. Don’t say we never did nuthin for ya.
- romance plot generator
- Steven Seagal movie plot generator, and what is a Steven Seagal movie if not epic? Eh?
- Dan Brown plot generator for those who aspire to best-sellerdom
- Late night cable movie generator
- villainous plot generator
- plot twist generator
- the utterly random plot generator, which I swear the gods are using on my life right this moment
If you find your well running dry even so, just have a man come through the door with a gun OR add bo stick wielding flying cephalopod ninjas. Everyone loves the big squids! After that, who cares how you wind it up as long as the hero ends up with the girl and the villain escapes to cause sequels another day?
And, most importantly, it is a truth universally acknowledged that in the online world, every epic blog post must contain a direct link to http://raincoaster.com.
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