Cat Crocker

I’m pretty much over the LolCats, but this one is worth posting. Anything that makes fun of Chris Crocker is a thing after my own heart.

Leave Britney Alone!

Fellini’s Catholic Fashion Show

Yes, another YouTube, but a good one!

(Catholics, LOOK AWAY NOW! DO NOT CLICK! NOOOOOooooooooo!)

from the class factotum via the Manolo

Celebrity Mugshot Slideshow

A boring title, I know, but this video is laugh-a-minute, at least: it is if you’re as malevolently Schaedenfreudeyan as I!

via turtlebutt, and cross-posted to Ayyyy!

guns don’t kill people

Guns don’t kill people

from the WOW report, which I found by doing my daily slog in the salt mines, during which I admire my manicure and listen to loud music and eat snack foods and drink refreshing beverages and get paid to read gossip blogs.

It’s a brutal job, but somebody’s got to do it.

smells like fish

Fish Thongs

What smell? What are they talking about? I change my Underoos every day.

Honestly, some people.

I think, actually, this is what Cthulhu wears for a pedicure.

From the Manolo…I will not link you directly to the horrific, browser-destroying Chinese source site, because yea verily it is horrific, even unto the browser-destroyingness.

Come to think of it, I could get the effect of any of the three shoes featured just by walking around my neighborhood barefoot. The decaying zombie feet might take a couple of days to ripen properly, though.