You think I’m joking, don’t you? You probably think this is some moderately-snazzy, TED-derivative powerpoint dog and pony show, doncha? Well think again, pal, because this is an award-winning microbiology PhD defense from Carleton University, presented as interpretive dance.
I say again:
Behold:
via BMD Love Blog
You can’t touch this.
http://twitter.com/#!/raincoaster/status/27594335937
No, seriously, you can’t touch this.
http://twitter.com/#!/johncusack/status/27595857284
Because it’s pixels on a computer monitor, silly.
And also because it was followed by two DMs and a Follow from @johncusack, but it’s cool. It’s no big deal. Because I’m not That Creepy Fan. Nope, not me.
Guess the Goth (Ayyyy)
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Jerry Lewis has the secret to happiness (raincoaster)
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Save the boobies!!! (INeedMyFix)
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Cindy Crawford is still Cindy Freaking Crawford (PopBytes)
Yes, I'll take the drumstick
Those soft-headed Chihuahua defenders may, in fact, have a point. We now present shocking video proof that the hideous, deformed, shivering naked mole rat clone dog impersonating aliens are in fact subjected to unimaginably cruel torture and pushed beyond the breaking point, prior to being released from the hatcheries upon an unsuspecting and unprepared public.
Turn the sound up and click to watch IF YOU DARE!
Jerry Lewis has the secret of happiness
Another quote o’ the day, this time one from HP Lovecraft, never known as a barrel of laughs at the best of times, but one of the very sharpest knives in all the cutlery drawer.
And he said, of an acquaintance…
He enjoys life — as do all who are spared the curse of intelligence.
Thinkabowdit. All I’m sayin’.
Paris Hilton was in Donnie Darko? I don't remember that part. These remakes have gone too far.
Mind you, if Jake Gyllenhaal
And now, yes, your Gossip Links. It’s only three times a week, shut up!
Hipster Potter and the Philosophers, Stoned (raincoaster)
Friday Caption Contest: Cravat Edition (Ayyyy)
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Kim Kardashian’s butt armor needs a blacksmith ASAP (GabbyBabble)
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St Britney (PinkIsTheNewBlog)
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