This newly-released Ingrid Betancourt footage is truly remarkable. In her own words, she explains what it was like to be a prisoner of FARC for all those years, chained in one place, able to make friends only with the vermin who scuttled through her lonely cell, and gives her thoughts on freedom and Hugo Chavez. Then she humps the backdrop.
At least, I THINK that’s what she’s saying. Like I speak Spanish!
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SFW but just barely. But so, so totally worth the risk: a Playgirl model, performing the Wii Fit hula hoop for your entertainment!
Pubic Hare: the photographic evidence!
The Pubic Hare
Bar none. Presenting Brandon Irons, porn star extraordinaire, mixing it up with an Eastern European beauty and a huge, menacing, Canadian garter snake. SFW, I might mention.
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Someone find this movie, watch it, and tell me that, yes, they DO make a pun about garter snakes at some point.
Well, we’ve had some bombastic requests from members of the machosphere to lighten up on the “what lip gloss texture are you?” quizzes and up the “are you just a manly man or do you actually make Paul Bunyan look gay?” quizzes, so here’s the macho-iest one I could find, stolen from the Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness:
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